Lanny, why the fuck did my boss come up talking to me about NIS?

1. 2019-02-16 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #81
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Posting in an epic thread.
2. 2019-02-16 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Well Lanny...
   Are you gonna tell me what gives?
3. 2019-02-16 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #83
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Well Lanny…
   Are you gonna tell me what gives?

   
   Technologist explained in like reply #2.
4. 2019-02-16 at 11:28 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I honestly think it's stupid that employers might google you and judge stuff you post on an internet forum.
   
   But on the other hand, you REALLY shouldn't be talking about weaponized STDs in one thread, then posting your personal phone number in the next.
   
   I would take this as a life lesson learned.
5. 2019-02-16 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I honestly think it's stupid that employers might google you and judge stuff you post on an internet forum.
   
   But on the other hand, you REALLY shouldn't be talking about weaponized STDs in one thread, then posting your personal phone number in the next.
   
   I would take this as a life lesson learned.

   
   That is just artistic expression.
   For you to say any differently is Cuckly-oppression.
6. 2019-02-17 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats That is just artistic expression.
   For you to say any differently is Cuckly-oppression.

   
   Did you preface every one of your "artistic" posts with some kind of reference to that effect at least to preserve plausible deniability?
   
   If you say "I, Fona, believe X", people are going to simply take your word for it. Stuff like SWIM may not stand up court, but if you're talking about shit that's THAT illegal without covering your tracks in some way... You're really just making your own bed and can't expect anyone else to lay in it.
7. 2019-02-17 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol you don't have a fucking job

   
   😂
8. 2019-02-17 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #88
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Well Lanny…
   Are you gonna tell me what gives?

   
   Your boss was trying to convince me to fuck his wife while he watched. I told him no dude, I'm not into that, so he threatened by good friend Fona. I said fine bossman, if it's for fonaplats I'll fuck your ugly wife, but you're not gonna be there. He grudgingly agreed but afterwards he was salty that I accidentally brought his wife to orgasm and I'm like "sorry dude, that's just what I do" so I guess he carried through on his threat anyway. What a jerk. At least I tried.
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9. 2019-02-17 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Lanny Your boss was trying to convince me to fuck his wife while he watched. I told him no dude, I'm not into that, so he threatened by good friend Fona. I said fine bossman, if it's for fonaplats I'll fuck your ugly wife, but you're not gonna be there. He grudgingly agreed but afterwards he was salty that I accidentally brought his wife to orgasm and I'm like "sorry dude, that's just what I do" so I guess he carried through on his threat anyway. What a jerk. At least I tried.

   
   Nigga! Did you even let him belt you?
10. 2019-02-17 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #90
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fona probably got blackout and actually told his boss about this site
11. 2019-02-17 at 7:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra fona probably got blackout and actually told his boss about this site

    
    I did the same thing but my boss doesnt know I'm mqq so shhhhh dont give it away.
12. 2019-02-17 at 7:59 AM UTC

    #92
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am my own boss, should I fire me?
13. 2019-02-17 at 8 AM UTC

    #93
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Erekshun I am my own boss, should I fire me?

    
    On what grounds?
14. 2019-02-17 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #94
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I found out I was on NIS.
15. 2019-02-17 at 8:11 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Erekshun I found out I was on NIS.

    
    Why would you fire yourself for that?
16. 2019-02-17 at 8:17 AM UTC

    #96
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you seen the place?
17. 2019-02-17 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #97
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Erekshun Have you seen the place?

    
    Its actually a requirement on the job apps where I work to HAVE to be at least semi-active on this site, lurking or otherwise. We even have to give monthly reports to prove it.
18. 2019-02-17 at 8:24 AM UTC

    #98
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Sorry to hear that, sux to be you.
19. 2019-02-17 at 8:28 AM UTC

    #99
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whys that? Huge monthly bonuses because of it and getting paid to fuck off here isnt so terrible m8.
20. 2019-02-17 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #100
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Monthly deposits into your butt account doesn't sound fun to me. Butt enjoy.