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  1. 2019-02-16 at 5:45 PM UTC
    #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    e of you go to work high?
  2. 2019-02-16 at 8:31 PM UTC
    #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It is not without difficulty.
  3. 2019-02-16 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just make sure you're high on your interview for the job and your first day on the job. Then whatever you do high will seem normal to everyone.

    You're welcome.

    note: you will have to stay high
  4. 2019-02-16 at 10:44 PM UTC
    #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or get the boss stoned, too. That's another approach.
  5. 2019-02-16 at 10:45 PM UTC
    #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    But what if you crash the bulldozer into the building and it all comes crashing down killing people?
  6. 2019-02-16 at 10:45 PM UTC
    #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Erekshun But what if you crash the bulldozer into the building and it all comes crashing down killing people?

    There's insurance for that.
  7. 2019-02-16 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #7
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    True, but what if the insurance guy is high?
  8. 2019-02-16 at 10:56 PM UTC
    #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Erekshun True, but what if the insurance guy is high?

    Even insurers are insured. And those insurers who ensure the ensured are already ensured themselves.
  9. 2019-02-16 at 11:03 PM UTC
    #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Be your own boss, a private contractor, a consultant, or just be really, really good at what you do.
  10. 2019-02-16 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #10
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    how do you go to work not high? that's the real puzzle
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  11. 2019-02-16 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Cause I don't want to risk losing 6 figures.
  12. 2019-02-17 at 12:08 AM UTC
    #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Erekshun But what if you crash the bulldozer into the building and it all comes crashing down killing people?

    Bonus points.
  13. 2019-02-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    Couldn’t do it if I wanted to. I have to have a quick reaction time, getting high wont work.
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  14. 2019-02-17 at 12:14 AM UTC
    #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Couldn’t do it if I wanted to. I have to have a quick reaction time, getting high wont work.

    Actually I just realized that there are tons of jobs where there's no Ctrl+Z or some other kind of reviewing stage where you can undo any mistakes made.

    I.e. like the entire medical field, as well as anything involving operating heavy machinery.

    Mad respect to those of you that are doing that.

    Just make sure you get your rest and repose when you get off.
  15. 2019-02-17 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yea so, if I knew the pilot of the 747 I was about to get on was high...
  16. 2019-02-17 at 12:19 AM UTC
    #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    In 33 years, I’ve never had to do CPR, plenty of friends who have. That’s all I need to do is be stoned and someone fall out on me.

    I’ve had one person thank me for saving his life, and it was quick reaction time that did it. He was in anaphylactic shock, I realized it, and had the code team there in seconds.

    Afterwards he thanked me. I’ll never forget that day. I can still see his eyes when he started choking because his throat was swelling shut.
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  17. 2019-02-17 at 12:46 AM UTC
    #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Weed makes you more aware, more alert, more thoughtful, and more talented.
  18. 2019-02-17 at 3:50 PM UTC
    #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    cuz im not a bitch
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