2016-11-17 at 7:13 PM UTC
As title states.
Weirdest place for me is probably at work. One job it was because I was a cleaner and bored so cleaned the disabled toilets and cracked one out.
Next time I was working at a supermarket and had an hour to kill and didn't know who my boss was so just went to the toilet and wanked.
Last time was at a different supermarket, I turned up to work FAR too high, can't remember what I was on but I assume it was etizolam and syncans and needed to try to sober up ASAP so I quickly tugged one out before my shift to try to get at least passable as sober.
2016-11-17 at 7:22 PM UTC
While driving. I shit you not, christmas eve one year I was driving back from mass and my dick demons were a callin.
2016-11-17 at 7:31 PM UTC
1 time i wos camping wit noobs on this shit grounf and i wnt to piss adn tried nuyt it dident work
2016-11-18 at 1:19 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
probably enters moms face, all she did was get up and giggle and wash it off and go back to bed.
2016-11-18 at 2:48 AM UTC
Kmart bathroom..or in my car outside a needle clinic in the bronx
2016-11-18 at 6:45 AM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Inner city rooftop in the middle of the night
Or
From the second floor of a new house being built down to the bottom floor
2016-11-18 at 1:31 PM UTC
that'd be in the butt bob
2016-11-18 at 1:37 PM UTC
thats exclusively why I use it.
2016-11-18 at 2:23 PM UTC
Only when I'm in bed with your sister.
2016-11-18 at 3:58 PM UTC
enter go sukc owt ur mumas pusy hole wit a mcdonalds straw if ygm fam
2016-11-18 at 4:31 PM UTC
on a oap coach trip full of nuns 2 nlackpool
2016-11-18 at 4:32 PM UTC
in my 14 y/o cousins room on her clothes
in all of my families bathrooms and one time i stuck the rod-shaped sink handle up my butt
behind some 50 yr old lady on a bus. she knew somehow and sat away from me
2016-11-18 at 4:47 PM UTC
wen u feelin weerd lioke a boddy in a catsuit
2016-11-18 at 5:45 PM UTC
I've taken shits in far stranger places than I've jacked off. I wonder if that's normal. Outside of bathroom stalls at school or work I can't think of a single place I've tugged one out other than couches, beds, and chairs. Surely I had some peculiar location in my Junior High days but I'll be damned if I can think of it. Only thing I can think of was during visitation for my Grandma before her funeral; my family stepped outside into the main lobby and I roped one aggressive style on her neck, but I was young and didn't find it weird at the time and honestly I still don't. I've always thought of it has leaving a piece of me with her. <3