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I can't wait until this God forsaken day ends

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Where's the fast forward button?

    I've woken up and gotten drunk like 5 times today. An end eventually comes, right?

    Am I stuck in Groundhog Day right now?
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remembered my friends birthday, though.

    I have a friend who's birthday is the same day as valentine's day, and has been since I first met him in first grade.

    I'm proud of myself for that. It reminds me I'm not that much of a reprobate. I can remember things. I drink all the time but I'm not a 24/7 drunk.
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    do more drugs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your avatar makes me think of the intro to 'that 70s show', except she doesn't look like any of the characters, which is confusing and distressing
  5. #5
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    My day will start with 2 steel reserves, just what it called for πŸ’©πŸ‘
  6. #6
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Hungover or something?

    I'm just glad Valentine's is over.
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Hungover or something?

    I'm just glad Valentine's is over.

    no he’s a crack whore
  8. #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Me too. Im Ready for bed. Actually i was ready for bed as soon as i woke up.
  9. #9
    here you go

  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Me too. Im Ready for bed. Actually i was ready for bed as soon as i woke up.

    Yer maw is ready for my bed.
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Yer maw is ready for my bed.

    pics of her maw
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls pics of her maw

    Pics of your bed
  13. #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Instigator Yer maw is ready for my bed.

    Wow woooow wooooooooow! Leave mah maw outta this.
  14. #14
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    It's not against the law
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha ha haaaa
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please pass the coleslaw
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