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Why are chefs/cuisine-people the most pretentious motherfuckers on the planet?

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you've ever watched a cooking show on TV for like 5 minutes, you have to know what I'm talking about.

    Like swordfish meatballs with a <insert French sounding name>sauce</name>, with a hint of lemon and a peppery finish (or some such shit).

    Like listen to them... It's ridiculous. I can't think of anything more pretentious.
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they are some uppity cunts thats fer sure
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  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh shit, the broth was "overwhelming", and the second course's dish's presentation was a bit off. Apparently there's a "right way" to drop the food on the plate.
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OH DAMN FOR GODS SAKE NEVER OVERCOOK THE PEAS!!!!1
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    I like Gordon Ramsay cuz he ridicules people.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung I like Gordon Ramsay cuz he ridicules people.

    i've actually seen him wheres he's humble and not a brit fag
  7. #7
    Originally posted by gadzooks OH DAMN FOR GODS SAKE NEVER OVERCOOK THE PEAS!!!!1

    We got pea soup

    We got mashed peas

    We got PEA SHAKES
  8. #8
    Rolypoly Yung Blood
    people do that when there’s not much real going on with their lives

    I despise faggots who talk about wines like that even more
  9. #9
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Because the bastards think that they are doing us a service for making these fancy meals at a mark up of 10000%
  10. #10
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    The ones I work with are all cool
  11. #11
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh shit, the broth was "overwhelming", and the second course's dish's presentation was a bit off. Apparently there's a "right way" to drop the food on the plate.

    Just because there's no nice way to present turnips and spuds and bacon, doesn't mean that presentation can't be done right.

    This thread is making me hungry.
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Woah ho ! Someone doesnt like traveling to FlavorTown I see!
  13. #13
    esbity African Astronaut
    Learn how to cook. You'll see.
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