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Hi i am Dr. Sophie and i will ne your psychologist for the evening.
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2016-11-18 at 6:39 AM UTC
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2016-11-18 at 8:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter what's the best way for me to hurt women legally?
Enter into a stable and loving relationship, get married have three kids. Fuck your secretary and flee to Jamaica with no warning. Bonus points if she is pregnant when you flee. -
2016-11-18 at 8:48 AM UTCme
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2016-11-18 at 8:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost me
you fucked everything up and are too fucked up to fix it. -
2016-11-18 at 8:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Enter into a stable and loving relationship, get married have three kids. Fuck your secretary and flee to Jamaica with no warning. Bonus points if she is pregnant when you flee.
bonus points if you've persuaded her to never get a job during your marriage because you'd always take care of her and you'll be the one who makes the big money while she'll be the good housewife who stays at home with the children, so that when you'll flee she'll be unemployed and without job experience in years and with 3 kids to to feed.
also, bonus points if you destroy the house before leaving.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-18 at 9:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism bonus points if you've persuaded her to never get a job during your marriage because you'd always take care of her and you'll be the one who makes the big money while she'll be the good housewife who stays at home with the children, so that when you'll flee she'll be unemployed and without job experience in years and with 3 kids to to feed.
also, bonus points if you destroy the house before leaving.
bonus points if you cancel your insurance policy before destroying the house.
Extra bonus points if you keep in contact with the kids without her knowing and tell them its her that drove you away so they forever resent her for not having a father.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-18 at 12:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism it's not like a shrink is supposed to be a lifelong friend of his patient before analyzing him. u gotta improve your skill otherwise enter will claim to understand the human soul much better than u
Well that's true but a shrink at least has a conversation with their patient before starting therapy. I mean, if i go make an appointment at a shrink and i walk into his office and sit my ass down in front of him and be like: Analyze me, bruh. He won't have a psych-eval ready for me within a minute. Nahmean blood? -
2016-11-18 at 12:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Are online counselors a thing? What about psychiatrists? Can you get prescribed something over the internet without any face to face interaction? Do you have to skype? That would seem to be the only plausible way for anything productive to take place. Otherwise you'd have something like this- you type questions to your counselor, desperately seeking answers as soon as humanly possible, only to come back hours later and see no replies, nobody watching, nobody caring.
I would Skype with you. -
2016-11-18 at 12:22 PM UTC> skype
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2016-11-18 at 12:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Well that's true but a shrink at least has a conversation with their patient before starting therapy. I mean, if i go make an appointment at a shrink and i walk into his office and sit my ass down in front of him and be like: Analyze me, bruh. He won't have a psych-eval ready for me within a minute. Nahmean blood?
what do you need to know, bro. I'm usually a cooperative patient -
2016-11-18 at 12:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger bonus points if you cancel your insurance policy before destroying the house.
Extra bonus points if you keep in contact with the kids without her knowing and tell them its her that drove you away so they forever resent her for not having a father.
That's funny, but here is what is going to happen. Mommy is going to run to Big Daddy government for welfare, housing projects, food stamps and other benefits. Which is a net negative for society as a whole, so thanks for making everyone's life worse assholes. -
2016-11-18 at 12:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism what do you need to know, bro. I'm usually a cooperative patient
Which mental illness do you think you suffer from. -
2016-11-18 at 12:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie That's funny, but here is what is going to happen. Mommy is going to run to Big Daddy government for welfare, housing projects, food stamps and other benefits. Which is a net negative for society as a whole, so thanks for making everyone's life worse assholes.
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2016-11-18 at 12:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Which mental illness do you think you suffer from.
psychotic depression -
2016-11-18 at 12:31 PM UTCme
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2016-11-18 at 12:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism psychotic depression
I am going to paste a few statements for you and i would like you to answer if they apply to you or feel true in your case. Ready?
I experienced fixed beliefs which won’t change even when I am faced with contradicting evidence.
I am convinced an individual or group is going to harm me, even though I have no evidence they want to do so, and no reason to believe they do. (Exception: Many people who feel someone intends to harm them do have reason for doing so, but are gaslighted into believing they are instead delusional.)
I will believe certain gestures, comments, or environmental cues are directed at me, even once it’s proven to me they are not.
I believe I have exceptional abilities, wealth, or fame.
I believe someone is in love with me, even when they have told me they are not.
I believe a major catastrophe is going to occur, despite having no evidence or being presented with evidence disproving my belief.
I am preoccupied with the thought something is wrong with my body or organs, despite having no symptoms or having proof nothing is wrong with me.
I feel as if my thoughts are not my own, or that I am being controlled. -
2016-11-18 at 12:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I am going to paste a few statements for you and i would like you to answer if they apply to you or feel true in your case. Ready?
1) no, but see 3
I experienced fixed beliefs which won’t change even when I am faced with contradicting evidence.
I am convinced an individual or group is going to harm me, even though I have no evidence they want to do so, and no reason to believe they do. (Exception: Many people who feel someone intends to harm them do have reason for doing so, but are gaslighted into believing they are instead delusional.)
I will believe certain gestures, comments, or environmental cues are directed at me, even once it’s proven to me they are not.
I believe I have exceptional abilities, wealth, or fame.
I believe someone is in love with me, even when they have told me they are not.
I believe a major catastrophe is going to occur, despite having no evidence or being presented with evidence disproving my belief.
I am preoccupied with the thought something is wrong with my body or organs, despite having no symptoms or having proof nothing is wrong with me.
I feel as if my thoughts are not my own, or that I am being controlled.
2) yes
3) about comments&gestures is impossible to prove otherwise if u don't trust other ppl, so yes for those 2
4) it's true
5) yes, see 3
6) it just happened during a psychotic episode but other than that, nope
7) yes
8) the thoughts are my own, but yes to the other half -
2016-11-18 at 12:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism 1) no, but see 3
2) yes
3) about comments&gestures is impossible to prove otherwise if u don't trust other ppl, so yes for those 2
4) it's true
5) yes, see 3
6) it just happened during a psychotic episode but other than that, nope
7) yes
8) the thoughts are my own, but yes to the other half
Diagnosis: Terminal Autism
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2016-11-18 at 1:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Diagnosis: Terminal Autism
haha #WREKT
Originally posted by Sophie That's funny, but here is what is going to happen. Mommy is going to run to Big Daddy government for welfare, housing projects, food stamps and other benefits. Which is a net negative for society as a whole, so thanks for making everyone's life worse assholes.
I dont disagree but the discussion was how to really fuck up a bitches life. Sure she may get welfarebux but how well will that serve her? Is that a father for her children? Is that a stable home? Or is it just a couple hundred per kid? Sure its a net drain on society but we are talking about fucking someone over real bad. Whats worse than getting stuck on government money with no recourse for employment? -
2016-11-18 at 1:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie That's funny, but here is what is going to happen. Mommy is going to run to Big Daddy government for welfare, housing projects, food stamps and other benefits. Which is a net negative for society as a whole, so thanks for making everyone's life worse assholes.
Oh no, poor society!
And what thelittlestnigger just said.
