2019-02-14 at 6:58 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I imagine this is a thing somewhere out there.
But I can't honestly say that anyone has actually approached me with such a proposition.
So I've never had occasion to consider how I would respond in such a scenario...
I guess, as with most things, it depends on exactly how much is being offered.
2019-02-14 at 7:08 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Brings back memories of dh and...horses
/shudders
2019-02-14 at 8:08 PM UTC
playingindirt
Tuskegee Airman
[nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
😂😅😆 heck no! I hope you haven't either.
2020-01-02 at 7:38 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
something wrong with you people
2020-01-03 at 10:55 PM UTC
Good ol Wendy Wisconsin 😍
2020-01-04 at 12:02 AM UTC
One time this parrot paid me $20 to jerk him off and he didn't even cum
2020-01-04 at 2:03 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
high school made me do some weird shit to cows, no wanking though
2020-01-04 at 2:39 AM UTC
I was at the least expecting a short story walking into this thread.
2020-01-04 at 4:26 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i never needed money to fulfill this.