Met a girl with one eye

1. 2019-02-12 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   She lost a quarter of her face to an accident including parts of her brain so now she kind of talks slow and if you stare at the eye long enough you can tell the eyebrow is painted on.
   
   Still pretty cute though and after the accident she became a pothead, gained a lot of weight and became a huge slut also
   
   She's also pretty cool and will make jokes about her eye or threaten to stab You. .
   
   I think I'm gonna exclusively chase one eyed girls now
2. 2019-02-12 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Does she constantly wink at you? probably wants your cock
3. 2019-02-12 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I can't tell if she is winking or just blinking. It must be hard to flirt with one eye.
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   • tee hee hee
4. 2019-02-12 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I met a little girl from Salt Lake City.
   Two quart legs and two rubber titties.
   Loves electricity, but she burns off gas.
   Got a V8 pussy and a Cadillac ass.
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   • Ghost
5. 2019-02-12 at 3:54 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Steeltown on a Saturday night
   A bucket of chicken and you
   Two lovers in love they were lovin' a lot
   And the love was so lovably true
   I laid down a blanket by the johnny on the spot
   Everything was feeling so right
   Your lips said no
   But your eyes said do me
   So we're makin' sweet love tonight
6. 2019-02-12 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #6
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Happy Valentine's to you too, asshole.
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7. 2019-02-12 at 7:12 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by HTS Happy Valentine's to you too, asshole.

   
   I know right, what a dick.
8. 2019-02-12 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   plot twist; the girl with one eye is one of our plurals
9. 2019-02-12 at 7:27 AM UTC

   #9
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   does that mean she has or had a dick at one time?
   or wants one built for her?
10. 2019-02-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT does that mean she has or had a dick at one time?
    or wants one built for her?

    
    Not a one eyed snake, just a one eyed girl.
11. 2019-02-12 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    come on man where da pix at
12. 2019-02-12 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you know that we all have another eye tucked a few inches up inside our b-holes? Look for yourself.
13. 2019-02-12 at 11:26 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Ghost Not a one eyed snake, just a one eyed girl.

    
    ...Big Boss?
14. 2019-02-13 at 12:39 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls come on man where da pix at

    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost plot twist; the girl with one eye is one of our plurals

    
    there are pictures of my penis on here somewhere if you really want to see something with one eye.
15. 2019-02-13 at 9:37 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost there are pictures of my penis on here somewhere if you really want to see something with one eye.

    
    show me then
16. 2019-02-13 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls show me then

    
    Look for it yourself faggot
17. 2019-02-13 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost Look for it yourself faggot

    
    i did but can’t find it, show mehhh
18. 2019-02-13 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #18
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    No, please don't.
19. 2019-02-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by stl1 No, please don't.

    
    lol y u jus sub then?