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My mom said i can stay up for 1 more hour

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What should i do with that time?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have sex with her.
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  3. #3
    Shrooms Houston
    Get out your needle and thread, sew your crystal tore pockets
  4. #4
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by mmQ Have sex with her.

    Good idea, but what will he do with the other 58 minutes???
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  5. #5
    Shrooms Houston
    He'll suck your dick for the next 58 hours
  6. #6
    Shrooms Houston
    Faggot
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Good idea, but what will he do with the other 58 minutes???

    Rinse and repeat
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    post pictures of your mom
  9. #9
    esbity African Astronaut
    Plot a way to stay up longer. Don't accept one hour.

    Kill yourself?
  10. #10
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    protip: if your parent is a raging alcoholic you can stay up as late as possible because they are too busy destroying themselves to pay attention to you
  12. #12
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost protip: if your parent is a raging alcoholic you can stay up as late as possible because they are too busy destroying themselves to pay attention to you

    How do you know?
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    A friend of mine had a really drunk mom and she would let us eat all the ice cream and wanted us to look up our teachers in the phonebook so she could phone them and talk shit.
  14. #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I guess OP had to go to bed.
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