gadzooks
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Getting high/drunk/whatever at work is a God-given right, not a mere privilege.
I mean, how the fuck do the powers that be (i.e. the owners of the means of production) expect the working class to keep from going completely bonkers from the inanity and monotony of it all and lugging some automatic weapons into the workplace and playing a bit of "let the bodies hit the floor" (but for raelz and IRL)?
When I worked at Sears they had a diaper changing station in the mens washroom and it only got used by me for snorting meth. It was damn convenient though.
gadzooks
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When I'm CEO of a company (and it's a matter of when, not if), I'm going to provide a subsidized drug program for my employees. At the very least, they will be allowed to be stoned (if that's their thing), or drunk (if that's their thing), or tek'd/tweaked, or even blitzed on IV speedballs (downer of choice + upper of choice), as long as it doesn't negatively impact their performance to any serious degree.
But I do imagine, at some point, productivity will inevitably be affected. Maybe IV speedballs are a bit much.
most bosses don't really care if you go to work fucked up especially if you are working circles around everyone else.
The only time I got called out for it was when I drove a forklift blacked out on benzos and DPH and my boss told me to cool it or I would probably die at work.
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gadzooks
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Originally posted by Ghost
most bosses don't really care if you go to work fucked up especially if you are working circles around everyone else.
The only time I got called out for it was when I drove a forklift blacked out on benzos and DPH and my boss told me to cool it or I would probably die at work.
Yeah, benzos are like THE ONE THING you just can't be high on at work.
ESPECIALLY when you're operating motorized machinery and whatnot.
Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick
Only a light / mild benzo dose, anything else would suck at work imo.
You have clearly never sniffed a fat line of meth that made your eyes water and walked back to the cash register to help a 70 year old grandma get bird seed and talk to her about bird seed mix and the different kinds of birds and tell her to have a good day and smile and be like god damn I am high as fuck did that just happen or did I imagine it
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Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick
Only a light / mild benzo dose, anything else would suck at work imo.
It 100% depends on the job.
If you have a social / customer-service oriented position, benzos might actually enhance productivity rather than hinder it. And maybe even stimulants to some degree as well (they tend to bring out that talkativeness in people - it just needs to be monitored closely because you don't want to be complaining to customers about the guy on the cereal box reading your thoughts and calling the cops on you because you are somehow involved in a huge government plot and have a tracking device planted somewhere in your body, etc, etc).
Other jobs, an employee might benefit from any number of different drugs.
Originally posted by Ghost
When I worked at Sears they had a diaper changing station in the mens washroom and it only got used by me for snorting meth. It was damn convenient though.
Originally posted by gadzooks
It 100% depends on the job.
If you have a social / customer-service oriented position, benzos might actually enhance productivity rather than hinder it. And maybe even stimulants to some degree as well (they tend to bring out that talkativeness in people - it just needs to be monitored closely because you don't want to be complaining to customers about the guy on the cereal box reading your thoughts and calling the cops on you because you are somehow involved in a huge government plot and have a tracking device planted somewhere in your body, etc, etc).
Other jobs, an employee might benefit from any number of different drugs.
Maybe a low / mikd dose of opiate or an adderall...thats it tho. And I'd have to be 100% sure it wouldn't be too much, that would be so embarassing to one day be obviously intoxicated at work like slurring your words and stuff. If that happened and I miraculously didn't get fired I wouldn't go back.
Better yet you get medical leave for drug addiction and anxiety issues for doing drugs at work and apply for workers comp and spend the time on workers comp doing more drugs.
Originally posted by Ghost
When I worked at Sears they had a diaper changing station in the mens washroom and it only got used by me for snorting meth. It was damn convenient though.
