What the heck are timezoids?

1. 2016-11-17 at 6:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My Illuminati handler mentioned "timezoids". Sounded like they were time shifting beings. If you have any more info on them it would be great.
2. 2016-11-17 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are they related to chronozoids?
3. 2016-11-17 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bumpin 4 timezoids
4. 2016-11-17 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #4
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   they're the consequence of a reptilian crossing-over process
5. 2016-11-17 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by antinatalism they're the consequence of a reptilian crossing-over process

   
   Sounds legit.
6. 2016-11-17 at 6:49 PM UTC

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   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   trust me I'm an expert. any other question about illuminati?
7. 2016-11-17 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yes.
8. 2016-11-17 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #8
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   then keep them for yourself and don't u dare bother me
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9. 2016-11-17 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   rude
   
10. 2016-11-17 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Let's hold hands and pray God will give us the answer.
    
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11. 2016-11-17 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy shit! The prayer worked! I just happened to drop my bible and it landed face open on a verse that describes timezoids and chronozoids perfectly.
    
    Thanks God!
12. 2016-11-17 at 9:19 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    PRAISE JESUS!
13. 2016-11-18 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sophie PRAISE JESUS!

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