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I hope this planet is destroyed by an actual alien civilization

  1. 2019-02-07 at 3:12 AM UTC
    #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    And not just space jedis pretending to be one

    I want everyone here dead
    Including myself

    This planet is nothing but trash
    There isn't a single redeemable aspect

    I want this to happen tonight
    A collision with meteors or something just erase this smelly ugly rock and all the vomit smeared about
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  2. 2019-02-07 at 3:17 AM UTC
    #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    That's nice.

    I want u to keep all the dumb thoughts that pop into ur brain contained in one single thread.
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  3. 2019-02-07 at 3:33 AM UTC
    #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    keep dreaming my lil knucklehead cuzin

    keep it up me and martha will come give you a noogie
  4. 2019-02-07 at 5:36 AM UTC
    #4
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    alien rapes for everyone on board the USS NIS
  5. 2019-02-07 at 6:39 AM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria And not just space jedis pretending to be one

    I want everyone here dead
    Including myself

    This planet is nothing but trash
    There isn't a single redeemable aspect

    I want this to happen tonight
    A collision with meteors or something just erase this smelly ugly rock and all the vomit smeared about

    we don't need aliens, we'll do it ourselves

    just give it time
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  6. 2019-02-07 at 6:39 AM UTC
    #6
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
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  7. 2019-02-07 at 6:43 AM UTC
    #7
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria And not just space jedis pretending to be one

    I want everyone here dead
    Including myself

    This planet is nothing but trash
    There isn't a single redeemable aspect

    I want this to happen tonight
    A collision with meteors or something just erase this smelly ugly rock and all the vomit smeared about

    lead by example,

    sepuku yourself first. we will follow.
  8. 2019-02-07 at 6:49 AM UTC
    #8
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra we don't need aliens, we'll do it ourselves

    just give it time

    if apocalyptic climate change is just A Big Lie i'm gonna be pissed.
  9. 2019-02-07 at 6:55 AM UTC
    #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil if apocalyptic climate change is just A Big Lie i'm gonna be pissed.

    I honestly don't think we have sufficient data to prove that human activity has an effect on it, but there are too many zealots on both sides of that that I don't really care to dig through the sources. That's not to say that I don't think it's a concern; we definitely should be making strides in efficiency and sustainable energy sources regardless of our effect on the climate, but we have far more immediate and pressing concerns than long-term climate change. I suspect we'll be hitting that reset button long before the next ice age, regardless of what causes it
  10. 2019-02-07 at 7:01 AM UTC
    #10
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Pff nuclear war? How 80's so cool so retro.
  11. 2019-02-07 at 7:07 AM UTC
    #11
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    "Snake Plissken" was the pilot who called in the Arizona Lights in 1997 (UFO)

  12. 2019-02-07 at 8:16 AM UTC
    #12
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes "Snake Plissken" was the pilot who called in the Arizona Lights in 1997 (UFO)


    for some strange reason extraterrestrial aliens seem to be attracted towards democracy and america.

    they tend to avoid shitholes africa or india or even japan. very strange indeed.
  13. 2019-02-07 at 9:20 AM UTC
    #13
    HTS highlight reel
    But if alium destroy the planet there won't be any adorable lolis left to protect.

  14. 2019-02-07 at 11:12 AM UTC
    #14
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria And not just space jedis pretending to be one

    I want everyone here dead
    Including myself

    This planet is nothing but trash
    There isn't a single redeemable aspect

    I want this to happen tonight
    A collision with meteors or something just erase this smelly ugly rock and all the vomit smeared about

    I thought you was leaving forever my dude?
  15. 2019-02-07 at 11:22 AM UTC
    #15
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    It already happened. An alien AI has been sending a signal to earth that has affected our perception of reality and our thought processes effectively putting us in a matrix and compelling us to destroy our planet.
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  16. 2019-02-07 at 1:45 PM UTC
    #16
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Obbe It already happened. An alien AI has been sending a signal to earth that has affected our perception of reality and our thought processes effectively putting us in a matrix and compelling us to destroy our planet.

    Nah that's just the jedis.
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  17. 2019-02-07 at 1:47 PM UTC
    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Nazi alien goats.
  18. 2019-02-07 at 1:47 PM UTC
    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    ..with light sabres (spelled the English way)
  19. 2019-02-07 at 4:02 PM UTC
    #19
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny for some strange reason extraterrestrial aliens seem to be attracted towards democracy and america.

    they tend to avoid shitholes africa or india or even japan. very strange indeed.

    Well. They exploir the regions of Earth that are the most threat. which usually have nuclear power plants and so that would be large swaths of well lit cities.

    the reason you don't hear about them visiting Africa is that they do but few people report them. perhaps viewing them as something else?

    But in large cities in more developed cities in the nations of Africa (or Japan or central America) they have had reports of UFOs.

    Some tribal person in the jungles of South America most certainly have stories of Aliens but viewed them as something else.
  20. 2019-02-07 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #20
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes Well. They exploir the regions of Earth that are the most threat. which usually have nuclear power plants and so that would be large swaths of well lit cities.

    the reason you don't hear about them visiting Africa is that they do but few people report them. perhaps viewing them as something else?

    But in large cities in more developed cities in the nations of Africa (or Japan or central America) they have had reports of UFOs.

    Some tribal person in the jungles of South America most certainly have stories of Aliens but viewed them as something else.

    france and japan have lots of nukes too.

    and as something what you say ?
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