went to 'the club' for the first time a few days ago my friend hector is mexican like really from mexico and loves coke, he text me asking if i can get any and to be honest i haven't seen any in quite a while and he asked me to come pick him up at the yellow rose, because he skated there lol, and he will get me a few brews there and we will party afterwards. (its kinda weird because he has this chica thats pretty cute but a total slut, latinas here have a certain way about them...)
Ive never been to a strip club before and was like whatever fuck these fags it was like 2pm and just walked in and sat with him and started getting krunk, but there wasn't a lot of dudes there like i imagined it would be, just these ho's that didn't even look that good, or maybe they did but I didn't care because my heart belongs to erica murica. This one chick puts on NIN closer the remix and starts prancing around and ask me if i need anything, and i told her "just another lonestar, im just picking hector up" and she said "this ones for you" and started semi grindinly on my lap and i was like kinda weirded out, she had this party stick sticking out of her ass g-string with some tassles at the end, and my friend hector is such a mexican after 3 beers he's a homo and down for whatever.. and was all wide eyed. I spanked the tassle tail and she screamed and some retard (the only other guy besides us there in the pit) was like "what the fuck man?!" and the girl told me that that tassle tail was part of her thong but also up her ass and hurt and asked for money. And I told her again "I'm just here to pick up my friend, can you get me another lonestrar?"
Originally posted by blaster master
how was the k krolito?
pretty cool in a weird mathematically correct way, my friend and i laid in his backyard looking at the sky before dusk just looking at the sky and its downright amazing how much shit is up there, fuck going to see the grand canyon when you can look into space.
we were just listening to the grateful dead all night
