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my cat ate tin foil

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I had a taco from work that I took home and I ate it and was all in a lackadaisical mood if you know what I mean and left the foil out that some of the beef juices on it. I went to bed because I had to get up at 4 in the morning for work and right as I was falling asleep I heard my cat in his room making some rowdy noises. I went in there to see what was up and he was gagging and I started freaking out and was like "whats wrong Archie!" and he started throwing up and all these chewed up bits of aluminum foil chunks came out. Kinda scared me. But I'm glad he's okay now.
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  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Rip Archie.
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Now you don’t need to micro chip him .. just buy a metal detector 👍
  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Kill yourself
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice Kill yourself

    this and

    this

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Rip Archie.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Kill yourself

    uhhh no.. you.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mewsik Now you don’t need to micro chip him .. just buy a metal detector 👍

    he was micro chipped before i got him. all animals from the shelter are micro chipped. i remember when i was 18 my gf and I moved to san antonio and she didn't want to bring her dog because she didn't want to have to walk him and pay a pet deposit, she just drove him up to the pound like he was trash and left him there saying he was a stray, a couple hours later the bimbo got a call saying they have her dog lol..

    some people are like that. My cat archie had someone "own" him for a couple of weeks and took him back because "he was too much of a cat" and attacked there toddler.. "i was like the brat probably had it coming"

    but archie is doing alright, i was just down right stunned when i saw him throw up metal.



    funny story about bad pet parents, i banged this chicken that told me she had a roomie and they had a place together and they got a dog, but the dog would shithole every where and wrecked there condo so they took him back to the pound.. a few months later i banged this other chicken and she told me she had a roomie and they had a condo together and they had this dog that would shithole everywhere and wrecked there place and so they took him back to the pound.. i told the 2nd girl that I know her roomie and i banged her and she started saying she shouldn't be banging anyone since she has a bf lol..

    I was like You 2 are like the grusome 2sum and the worst dog parents ever. single women love dogs for some reason. dogs are alright, but i like cats because they are low maintenance
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Mewsik Now you don’t need to micro chip him .. just buy a metal detector 👍


    That's going to be some shiny shit.
  9. #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You're a terrible feline father.
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  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You're a terrible feline father.

    not really. i literally buried my bubba cat in the park next to me and invited a nis user to his funeral while i had her play peach kelli pop while i dug his grave, while my parents were telling me to get him cremated or throw him in the dumpster because thats what my dad would do. sorry but not sorry that i have love and integrity in my heart always.

    I don't throw anyone under the bus. Im actually a lot better than most people on this site, believe it or not.




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  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You're marvelous, Bill Krozby.💞💕
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    You must leave Archie starving and alone for many hours at a time if he feels like he needs to “hunt for food” and was eating that nasty ass meat flavored tinfoil. You’re a disgrace.
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Did archie give u that black eye?
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  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    it’s a shadow
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    It's a dot
  16. #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You're a terrible feline father.



    I'd be nice to your pussy, Tee Hee...unless you wanted it treated a little ruff.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by stl1 I'd be nice to your pussy, Tee Hee…unless you wanted it treated a little ruff.

    Jigg? Boo! BOO! help! Protect meeeee!

    😜😃😃
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Why is your cat sleeping in a pee pad?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -mal- You must leave Archie starving and alone for many hours at a time if he feels like he needs to “hunt for food” and was eating that nasty ass meat flavored tinfoil. You’re a disgrace.

    you're an idiot, the cat will eat takis or whatever taste good to him until he throws up. the only time i leave him alone is when i go to work but thats the beauty of cats they are independent, something your obviously not.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Did archie give u that black eye?

    lol no
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