Call Center Lyre: 1 year in

1. 2019-02-02 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I made it a year though and I haven't wrecked myself…

   
   You're the real MVP.
   
   I have a special kind of respect for people who can sustain that line of work.
   
   I almost got fired this one time I asked a customer if he was retarded (he asked me first, tho).
2. 2019-02-02 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I almost got fired this one time I asked a customer if he was retarded (he asked me first, tho).

   
   Customer service. You are expected to take shit, but you can't dish it out.
3. 2019-02-02 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Customer service. You are expected to take shit, but you can't dish it out.

   
   And in my defense, I was just caught off guard. It wasn't even a quality diss/rebuttal... I basically just ended up saying "I know you are but what am I?".
   
   I was normally pretty patient with people, even the irate ones. But this one fucking guy... Even my boss was like "you shouldn't have said that, but the guy was definitely being an asshole."
4. 2019-02-02 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #24
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by gadzooks But this one fucking guy…

   
   I see you're still upset, let it go
5. 2019-02-02 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #25
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil I see you're still upset, let it go

   
   I'm not. I'm just reminded of it here.
   
   I absolutely, 100% guarantee, that if were you in my shoes that day, you'd remember it too...
   
   I've been called dumb, stupid, a retard, told to go fuck myself, everything while working there... This guy was something beyond all that.
6. 2019-02-02 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I even had one guy personally threaten me... On MY FIRST DAY.
   
   Even him I rarely/barely remember.
7. 2019-02-02 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks We made plans to go for drinks a couple times, but she bailed at the last minute every time.

   
   she either wanted a forceful insemination or a mass workplace shooting.
   
   call centers are ideal mass shootout location due to high employee density per square yard.
8. 2019-02-02 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she either wanted a forceful insemination or a mass workplace shooting.
   
   call centers are ideal mass shootout location due to high employee density per square yard.

   
   Oh man absolutely. That place is like killing spree fertilizer with steroids for an extra kick.
   
   But I also bet she wanted to be impregnated. Fuck, now I can't stop thinking about her. I'm definitely gonna be thinking of her tonight when I do my routine pre-sleep masturbation session.
   
   This one time, her pants were so tight that they came undone, and she asked our lesbian coworker to help her fasten them back up.
   
   It was like something straight out of a porno mag.
9. 2019-02-02 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks This one time, her pants were so tight that they came undone, and she asked our lesbian coworker to help her fasten them back up.

   
   from my experience, women use their clothes to compensate.
   
   the tighter their clothes are, the looser they're on the inside.
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