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Texas woman charged with masturbating in public

  1. #1
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Half-naked woman, 26, is charged with indecent exposure for 'masturbating on street-level patios in front of horrified onlookers'
    Dovie Nickels, 26, was charged with indecent exposure for the Tuesday arrest that occurred near the JW Marriot Austin hotel at approximately 5.20pm
    Responding officers found Nickels sitting alone at a patio table at a bar
    She continued masturbating even as she was being arrested
    Authorities spoke with a JW Marriot employee who said that the woman had been at the hotel's street level patio just earlier in the day

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653721/Texas-woman-26-charged-indecent-exposure-masturbating-two-patios.html

    Meth probably. That sort of thing is fairly common here. I saw a hot girl do this once as I was getting onto a bus. I thought I was hallucinating until I stepped onto the bus, and she was staring at me the whole time, grinding her suitcase handle into her crotch and bucking up and down. Two old ladies sitting across from her just shaking their heads.

    Truly bizarre.
  2. #2
    Damn, Austin TX, was Bill Krozby somehow involved?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol @ horrified onlookers
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  4. #4
    ZwipPeeDo Yung Blood
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6653721/Texas-woman-26-charged-indecent-exposure-masturbating-two-patios.html

    Meth probably. That sort of thing is fairly common here. I saw a hot girl do this once as I was getting onto a bus. I thought I was hallucinating until I stepped onto the bus, and she was staring at me the whole time, grinding her suitcase handle into her crotch and bucking up and down. Two old ladies sitting across from her just shaking their heads.

    Truly bizarre.

    You're probably right about the meth... hard drugs like meth or coke increase libido ... the funny thing about the story is the fact that the girl continued to masturbate herself when she get arrested..
  5. #5
    Even looks a little like Bill Krozby...

  6. #6
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    She looks like my lesbian friend same nose and eyes.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by tee hee hee She looks like my lesbian friend same nose and eyes.

    Yeah "Friend"...ok...
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I hope she got off
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  9. #9
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Kinda looks like Taryn

    She’s in Texas
  10. #10
    lolol she does a bit
  11. #11
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ZwipPeeDo You're probably right about the meth… hard drugs like meth or coke increase libido … the funny thing about the story is the fact that the girl continued to masturbate herself when she get arrested..

    Possibly trans-4methyl-aminorex or a combination of 4mar and d-isomer methamphetamine. Certain variations make this public masturbation scenario a lot more likely because it makes the whole body feel like a clit or penis, and it's almost like masturbation or sex is the only thing that'll prevent certain death and it becomes an obsession.

    Anyway this girl is kinda short. Looks like she's right at 5 feet. I'd bang her though. I would've banged the girl with the suitcase too but if a girl is masturbating in public there's a good chances she's contaminated with something. Shame, some of these girls would probably make good wives if it weren't for the drugs.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.google.com/search?q=Dovie+Nickels&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwielL3Uh5ngAhVQZawKHUODChQQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969

    Not bad looking really.


    https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Farrestfacts.com%2Fti%2Fbada2716ba6b5ad3a2dc2a93d29dafb9.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Farrestfacts.com%2FDovie-Nickels-1l333&docid=MTNYHt9FCS6-RM&tbnid=QD3iHprLHO0lBM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwi7isvOiJngAhUJQK0KHZasD0gQMwh4KCEwIQ..i&w=345&h=431&bih=969&biw=1920&q=Dovie%20Nickels&ved=0ahUKEwi7isvOiJngAhUJQK0KHZasD0gQMwh4KCEwIQ&iact=mrc&uact=8


    If she took care of herself.

    Anyway, there was this article about a naked guy in a diner jacking off furiously and when the cops showed up, he was able to fight off like 10 of them for several minutes with one hand (the other one was on his dick)

    They finally arrested him, and he was likely trying to jack off the entire way to the police station.


    Dovie Jane Nickels

    Nickels is currently being held at the Travis County Jail with a bail set $3000
    I wonder if someone from here could call the jail and talk to her. Bill Krozby maybe. That could be pretty funny.


    EDIT: I should send her fan mail.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers https://www.google.com/search?q=Dovie+Nickels&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwielL3Uh5ngAhVQZawKHUODChQQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969

    Not bad looking really.


    https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Farrestfacts.com%2Fti%2Fbada2716ba6b5ad3a2dc2a93d29dafb9.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Farrestfacts.com%2FDovie-Nickels-1l333&docid=MTNYHt9FCS6-RM&tbnid=QD3iHprLHO0lBM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwi7isvOiJngAhUJQK0KHZasD0gQMwh4KCEwIQ..i&w=345&h=431&bih=969&biw=1920&q=Dovie%20Nickels&ved=0ahUKEwi7isvOiJngAhUJQK0KHZasD0gQMwh4KCEwIQ&iact=mrc&uact=8


    If she took care of herself.

    Anyway, there was this article about a naked guy in a diner jacking off furiously and when the cops showed up, he was able to fight off like 10 of them for several minutes with one hand (the other one was on his dick)

    They finally arrested him, and he was likely trying to jack off the entire way to the police station.


    I wonder if someone from here could call the jail and talk to her. Bill Krozby maybe. That could be pretty funny.


    EDIT: I should send her fan mail.

    she looks like a man.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I wonder if someone from here could call the jail and talk to her. Bill Krozby maybe. That could be pretty funny.

    I might bail her out this weekend if nothing is happening at the bar.
  15. #15
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Someone must make a documentary about this bitch

    I wanna know all about her
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