2016-11-16 at 6:55 PM UTC
Yeah, do that!!! Cause if they're your friend, they'll give you money and shit and let you hang out at their mansion yacht, etc and go to fancy places. I don't mean gold digging either,you can actually be their friend.
2016-11-16 at 6:58 PM UTC
I suggest you to try to befriend with martin shkreli. he's a rather friendly asshole. I was trying to convince him to buy halfchan but I need help. You can easily get in touch with him, he published his phone number on his twitter and he does live stream. His net worth is 100 million dollars.
2016-11-16 at 7:10 PM UTC
Shkreli is a fuccin baller. I love that guy. I also look a lot like him and am wondering if I would be able to use that to my advantage.
1. Dress up like Shkreli
2. Get ID that says I am hom
3. Go to bank and withdraw a couple million
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!
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2016-11-17 at 12:03 AM UTC
I know I've mentioned this before, but is there really such a thing as a wealthy retarded person, and do they have control over their money or does someone take care of that for them?
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2016-11-17 at 1:21 AM UTC
I will never be your friend.
