Hey Lanny

1. 2019-01-31 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #1
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   You can pay me to moderate this website
   
   It's the perfect proposition really
   
   I have all the time in the world and I need money
   You have no time at all and have lots of money
   
   Therefore make me a mod, I'll watch overthis place and you can pay me some money so I can survive
2. 2019-01-31 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #2
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Fail! There was a hot bitch who tried the same as you and she didn't even get a hello.