My gf is a total nitwit

1. 2019-01-28 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   She just turned 35, but when she was younger she was a sorority girl and anorexic, 80lbs.. and she went to a party back when she was 18 and sniffed a shot of vodka and it was enough for her to start blowing a bunch of dudes in the back room and then got in her car completely naked and drove to the mall to buy new clothes at 3am and crashed into the mall.. she didn't get charged with anything because her father is a rich jedi attorney jediyork, but they raised the legal limit here to .o9
   
   
2. 2019-01-28 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Most girls just lie to their boyfriends about doing that type of stuff.
3. 2019-01-28 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Mad Matt And you put your dick in that?

   
   yeah we are trying to have a kid
4. 2019-01-29 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah we are trying to have a kid

   
   Wha?!
5. 2019-01-29 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah we are trying to have a kid

   
   Thinking you don't know how it works.
6. 2019-01-31 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   I, thought you just fucked a 20 year old...make ups your mind there
7. 2019-01-31 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I, thought you just fucked a 20 year old…make ups your mind there

   
   I quit seeing her.
8. 2019-01-31 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   If she is your GF then we know, without it being said, that she is a nitwit.
9. 2019-01-31 at 2:52 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I quit seeing her.

   
   Like last week? Oh that was very respectful of you lol
10. 2019-01-31 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammmy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockey you mean the farmer caught you sneaking into the pasture and banished you from the farm

    
    SAVE THE SHEEP
11. 2019-01-31 at 3:27 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammmy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockey in dog years…
    
    all his sex partners have four legs

    
    jackie is pretty cute for being just turned 35
    
12. 2019-01-31 at 4:04 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammmy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockkkey anyone can post pics of anyone. that could be lanny sending you his selfies for all anyone knows

    
    this is true, post nude selfies now or gtfo nigger FAG!
13. 2019-01-31 at 4:42 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammmy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockkkey
    
    and you thought you were the only one she sent her nude selfies too

    
    no