2019-01-29 at 3:40 PM UTC
I wonder if I paint my fingernails with clear polish is considered gay af because I have healthy ass fingers to fingerpop a girl if she wanted it.
2019-01-29 at 3:51 PM UTC
Fingerpop ur butthole, homo.
2019-01-30 at 4:02 PM UTC
Sorry for late response. I had a life to attend to. And, a gerbil would've felt better, to be honest babe. Do you have any pets of that species to crawl all up in there n stuffs? Nice butt, btw. You got that cake, hun. 😛
2019-01-30 at 4:16 PM UTC
U weren't doing shit, deadhead.
& spud.
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2019-01-30 at 5:54 PM UTC
I know that I'm not the smartest guy round' these parts, but I hope to believe that you have a crush on me. And, that I'm one of your 5 favorite posters on here. Thanks for making me your nominee, but I'll let you accept the nomination on your own behalf. Can I touch your butt?
2019-01-30 at 6:46 PM UTC
No.
Good talk, I'm busy bye
2019-01-30 at 8:58 PM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
This has been a long ass boring day.
2019-01-30 at 9:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Dismissal is not an option. Unbusy yourself.
and then...
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Well hey there good lookin'. 😊
So fickle...
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2019-01-30 at 9:05 PM UTC
My dad farted so loud at outback and blamed my son who cried and ran in the bathroom. I laughed cuz those are the memories that keep on giving
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