My JESUS is a jedi

1. 2019-01-28 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #101
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung lol…. Cup is acting like opinions are facts ….and disputable.

   
   Nah, he's just seeking attention by posing as a female online. I used to do this, I'd get hundreds of horny faggot nerds hitting on me immediately when I entered a large chatroom with a female screen name. This site is utterly pathetic, even moreso than totse towards its demise. Still a good place to shit-post and post fringe topic information, though.
   
   cupofturds is a narcissist, anyways.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
2. 2019-01-28 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #102
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I'm pretty sure Uri Geller could do everything Jesus did.
   
   I seen him do his acts in person.
   
   Does that mean Uri Geller is Jesus?

   
   Did you ask Uri?
   
   Perhaps he made you or your pyppet a spoon ring.
3. 2019-01-28 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #103
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by cupocheer Did you ask Uri?
   
   Perhaps he made you or your pyppet a spoon ring.

   
   Uri is a jedi.
   
   He says something condescending and non-committal to us goyim when we ask him about that particular subject.
4. 2019-01-28 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #104
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   There are jedis, and then there are jedis.
   
   My Jesus Christ was a jedi of the old order, but he was murdered by jedis of a different 'sect'.
   
   Some jedis, unto today even, are traditional jedis. (Jared & Ivanka Trump Kushner, for instance.) They don't believe in Christianity.
   
   Other old traditional jedis followed the teachings of Jesus Christ and had nothing to do with his murder. These Christian jedis believe in Jesus Christ.
   
   Following the murder of Jesus Christ his followers became known as Christians.
   
   All Christians, however, were not all converted jedis. Jesus Christ, himself, admitted Gentiles could become followers of his teachings. (See biblical reference of 'lady at the well'.)
5. 2019-01-28 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Uri is a jedi.

   
   He's also a fraud and has been busted many times.
6. 2019-01-30 at 11:50 AM UTC

   #106
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Whom, pray tell, is Uri?
7. 2019-01-30 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #107
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He's also a fraud and has been busted many times.

   
   Yeah I watched the jedi James Randi do his ludicrous debunking once.
8. 2019-01-30 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Yeah I watched the jedi James Randi do his ludicrous debunking once.

   
   Johhny Carson did it first...
   
   
9. 2019-01-30 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   I believe many peoples jesus is a jedi
10. 2019-01-30 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #110
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    itt : when people confuse semite for jedi.
    
    and v/v.