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Chicago is so ridiculously cold right now that the railroad tracks need to be on fire...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    For the trains to keep moving.👍
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Fire...interesting. lol
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Dont sweat it Spring's almost here heheheh
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Dont sweat it Spring's almost here heheheh

    When a young mans thoughts go to that of romance and love...and when an older mans thoughts go to that of cheaper heating bills.
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When a young mans thoughts go to that of romance and love…and when an older mans thoughts go to that of cheaper heating bills.

    And they died. The end lol
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When a young mans thoughts go to that of romance and love…and when an older mans thoughts go to that of cheaper heating bills.

    😃😂😃
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Can we get back on topic...setting fire to frozen railroad tracks, please. Jeez louis. Lally gaggers
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    Yes I heard on the radio this morning they soaked lengths of rope with Kerosene and set fire to it to warm the tracks up.
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes I heard on the radio this morning they soaked lengths of rope with Kerosene and set fire to it to warm the tracks up.

    They are so Smart...lol
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    Fuck that...I'd have been,

    "no trains today, sorry"
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The train no longer fits on the tracks bc of the cold (shrinkage)?
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fuck that…I'd have been,

    "no trains today, sorry"

    Thats the ny way lol
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    https://www.citylab.com/transportation/2019/01/polar-vortex-2019-chicago-train-metra-rail-tracks-on-fire/581635/

    Something to do with thermal expansion and the rails contracting and needing to be re-bolted together.
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee The train no longer fits on the tracks bc of the cold (shrinkage)?

    Expansion. Idk they suck for train travel lol
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee The train no longer fits on the tracks bc of the cold (shrinkage)?

    Back in the old days when a gentleman let his woman "enjoy" herself before he did, he'd ask mid hump...

    "Has the train arrived at Paddington Station yet my dear?"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Wh gonna SET THE TRACKS ON FIIIRRRREEEE
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in the old days when a gentleman let his woman "enjoy" herself before he did, he'd ask mid hump…

    "Has the train arrived at Paddington Station yet my dear?"

    Not in the US he didnt or the girl would have vomitted with laughter
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Set the beds on fire instead!
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    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Not in the US he didnt or the girl would have vomitted with laughter

    "No dear, Cows on the tracks just outside Basingstoke"
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "No dear, Cows on the tracks just outside Basingstoke"

    Bwahahaha ...or we have arrived at mcdonalds drive thru lol
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