Hi, I'm your psychologist, Dr. Enter. I'll be your psychologist for the evening.

1. 2016-11-16 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Unload all your troubles onto me! Even if they're tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
2. 2016-11-16 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I need to know exactly how I'm special and valuable
3. 2016-11-16 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost I need to know exactly how I'm special and valuable

   
   Tell me about the last dream you had.
4. 2016-11-16 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In the last dream I remember I shot morphine
5. 2016-11-16 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost In the last dream I remember I shot morphine

   
   Think back to yourself as a child. Helping your mom baking a cake, or helping your dad wash the car. Visualize it.
   
   If you could go back in time, and give morphine to your child self to make him feel better, would you do it?
   
   Do you feel you would have had a better childhood on drugs?
6. 2016-11-16 at 2 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have an ink blot test for you.
   
   What's the first thing you see?
   
   
7. 2016-11-16 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #7
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   fucc off u bellend
   
   u r the demiurge
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2016-11-16 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Think back to yourself as a child. Helping your mom baking a cake, or helping your dad wash the car. Visualize it.

   
   I've never done anything remotely like this
   
   I wouldn't give child me morphine, I wish I never got into druzz
9. 2016-11-16 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter the Psychologist:
   
   "Hello, I'm Dr. Enter, take a stand on the stool, please"
   
   Y'know, instead of taking seat on the couch... haha.
10. 2016-11-16 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost I've never done anything remotely like this
    
    I wouldn't give child me morphine, I wish I never got into druzz

    
    You did it, sploo. By protecting your former self, your inner child has thanked you and gained the motivation to break free from the shackles of misanthropy and drug use.
    
    Can you hear him? The words are faint, and he's very weak right now... but he's saying something... he's saying how special and valuable you are.
11. 2016-11-16 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just made an appointment at the dick doctor because I probably have cancer. I got my dick and balls checked 5 times in the past 3 years.
    
    Get your shit checked everybody. Shit's fo real.
12. 2016-11-16 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter You did it, sploo. By protecting your former self, your inner child has thanked you and gained the motivation to break free from the shackles of misanthropy and drug use.
    
    Can you hear him? The words are faint, and he's very weak right now… but he's saying something… he's saying how special and valuable you are.

    
    Are you so burnt out that THIS is the best conclusion you can make? What a worthwhile read for everyone involved.
13. 2016-11-16 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost Are you so burnt out that THIS is the best conclusion you can make? What a worthwhile read for everyone involved.

    
    yeah I gave up on this shtick before I even finished writing the op
14. 2016-11-16 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Just made an appointment at the dick doctor because I probably have cancer. I got my dick and balls checked 5 times in the past 3 years.
    
    Get your shit checked everybody. Shit's fo real.

    
    I get your wife to check out my dick and balls every night!!!
    
    I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. I love your wife. She hasn't checked out my dick and balls in years. :(
15. 2016-11-16 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea, I know. She told me she got disgusted by that lump she felt in your left nut and felt emberrassed to tell you.
    
    She's the devil's whore.
16. 2016-11-16 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #16
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    tonight I had a dream about glenn beck. What's the meaning of this?
17. 2016-11-16 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #17
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by RisiR Just made an appointment at the dick doctor because I probably have cancer. I got my dick and balls checked 5 times in the past 3 years.
    
    Get your shit checked everybody. Shit's fo real.

    
    thayere is lireally no reasun u cont do it urself inless u loke guys rubbing ur bolls
18. 2016-11-16 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is little blingy scared of the doctor? Don't worry. They give you something nice to suck on once they are done and we all know you love that.
    
    Sucking a doctor's dick after he fingered you and tugged your balls really is something.
19. 2016-11-16 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #19
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    no i jost chotted myne off bcus im nott a puc
20. 2016-11-16 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes I feel like a morally bad person.