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  1. #41
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ghost https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Zoklet

    Zoklet doesn't exactly attract the upper echelon of society, resulting in many 40 year old virgins pretending to be women to fulfil their repressed desires for sexual male attention.


    If it wasn't for DateHookup members moving over here, there would be no estrogen at all on this site.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by stl1 If it wasn't for DateHookup members moving over here, there would be no estrogen at all on this site.

    I told you eating all that tofu and soy would do that to you
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'm going to change my screen name to "Moobs".
  4. #44
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stl1 If it wasn't for DateHookup members moving over here, there would be no estrogen at all on this site.

    most of those broads are in menopause I thought they stopped making estrogen then
  5. #45
    Originally posted by ECAP most of those broads are in menopause I thought they stopped making estrogen then

    they're here to feed on our estrogens.
  6. #46
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they're here to feed on our estrogens.

    Dibs on vinny's estrogenz!!
  7. #47
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Dibs on vinny's estrogenz!!

    put my estrogen dispenser into your mouth.
  8. #48
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    We've been over this already.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by tee hee hee We've been over this already.

    thats not an option.
  10. #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not an option.

    I'm 36 and a half for petes sake!
  11. #51
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And a half?

    Vinny wants to fill your whole!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'm 36 and a half for petes sake!

    half of 36 is 18 ... are you sure?
  13. #53
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Scron I would hold you down and fuck your frail canadian ass, and only then evaluate you as either male or female.

    Nothing personal.
  14. #54
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OP - all users are not pretending to be female, you know?
  15. #55
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer OP - all users are not pretending to be female, you know?

    Just cupofturds and a few other narcissistic retards with nothing to offer the site other than spam and attention whoring posts.

    But they'll get away with it. Lanny knows, he posed as a female online for years. It is a wonderful way to troll people. I got some really good laughs doing that many years ago.
  16. #56
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Just cupofturds and a few other narcissistic retards with nothing to offer the site other than spam and attention whoring posts.

    But they'll get away with it. Lanny knows, he posed as a female online for years. It is a wonderful way to troll people. I got some really good laughs doing that many years ago.

    Jack, why must you always call me out of my name?

    I am a true blue, born this way, female of the hetero persuasion. You really hurt my feelings when you treat me so shabbily, especially after all the time I have permitted your banality to slide and kept my knowledge about "schitt" to myself.

    Can't you find even a twinkle of kindness in your heart to extend toward me? I feel so battered emotionally by your crassness sometimes, it just makes me want to take you in my arms and hold you tight to show you that even one of your ilk can be considered worthy at one time or another.
  17. #57
     Acolyte
    This thread is now about BBS cougars.
  18. #58
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Just cupofturds and a few other narcissistic retards with nothing to offer the site other than spam and attention whoring posts.
    Yeah, such as cupocheer and yourself.

    You're both equally welcome to get lost in a snowstorm and freeze to death.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #59
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'm 36 and a half for petes sake!

    give me your width and depth.

    ill see if we're compatible.
  20. #60
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Scron I would hold you down and fuck your frail canadian ass, and only then evaluate you as either male or female.

    Nothing personal.

    We are neither.

    Originally posted by Ghost Hi, my name's Scronny and my pronouns are it/it/its! You can use either for me. I'm a Robot.

    It/its pronouns are strange, contentious, and unusual. My pronouns are my pronouns and I can make them whatever I want. This post is mostly focused on why I've made this decision. I want to be open and honest with y'all about what's led me to where I am.

    HOW? But Scron, it/its pronouns are for like, bugs, and robots, and things that are less than human! You can't use them, that's not how it works!

    I came up with a way of coping. I really like robots. That's something you probably know about me. For my whole life they've been around, whether it be Star Wars or Megaman or LEGO Mindstorms or whatever. In my worst hours, I find comfort in their perfection. Sleek metal, intentional, carefully tested programming, working exactly as intended with no strange blips. If there are strange blips, they get diagnosed and fixed! Permanently, even! Robots are really beautiful in that way - they're clean, and intentional, and they make sense. When I'm saddled with fear, hopelessness, confusion, disgust with my own body, whatever, sometimes I map that robotic perfection onto myself for comfort. If I could have sleek metal in a good, sensible shape instead of weird flubby soft skin, bug-free programming instead of a mess of weirdness carved by millions of years of random chance evolution, then things would make sense, and I'd be happy?

    If that doesn't make any sense, I understand. I like pretending to be a robot. It helps me overcome my bad emotions. It's a bit odd, sure, but is it really that bad?

    The shortest answer: i'm a beep boop!


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