Trump's Brilliant New Plan Coming In Three Weeks

1. 2019-01-27 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I have it on good authority that Trump plans on invading Mexico in three weeks and turning it into the 51st state. Absolutely brilliant idea! He will satisfy his base by building a very short wall way south at the narrowest section. He will deport anyone who refuses to learn English. He will turn the Baja Peninsula into a Trump resort. We will gain an extended growing season for our fruits and vegetables and have all the ready made labor to pick them. He will be able to declare a win over drugs coming in over the border and on and on.
   
   Long live King Trump ! ! !
   
   Your thoughts?
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2. 2019-01-27 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Sounds like a good idea to me
3. 2019-01-27 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by stl1 I have it on good authority that Trump plans on invading Mexico in three weeks and turning it into the 51st state. Absolutely brilliant idea! He will satisfy his base by building a very short wall way south at the narrowest section. He will deport anyone who refuses to learn English. He will turn the Baja Peninsula into a Trump resort. We will gain an extended growing season for our fruits and vegetables and have all the ready made labor to pick them. He will be able to declare a win over drugs coming in over the border and on and on.
   
   Long live King Trump ! ! !
   
   Your thoughts?

   
   Will he be offering welfare payments to all the new mericans?
4. 2019-01-27 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   What other benefits do you see from the Trump invasion?
   
   Any downside?
5. 2019-01-27 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 What other benefits do you see from the Trump invasion?
   
   Any downside?

   
   Less meth on the streets because no mexicans.
   
   We will have to buy it from white people now *gasp*
6. 2019-01-27 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
   trump only backed off "some" to keep from getting the boot for all damage he's causing in peoples lives & the economy. drama parade man will resume as soon as he's got another convincing line people will fall for. he'll be back at it. but pelosi didn't gloat or jump on a in yo face trump wagon. so trump is going to have a hard time living up to that since he's got zero dignity.
   today it something about thousands of illegal immigrants in Texas supposedly voted and how voter fraud was rampant.
   
   everything with trump is death, doom and fraud is rampant!!
   he's been a schmuck for so long he only knows how to warp & twist reality into something that resembles any one of any persons fears. everybody a few fears.
   *it's raining. chicken little the sky is falling! and people run for cover.*
   
   I really don't like knowing what I know about him. opinion suspicion or beliefs aren't facts or enough to go on. so I kept digging until I got the facts and the truth. I now know way too many of the ways he's screwed over americans. I wasn't expecting there to be so much of it or such a long history of him being a schmuck.
   
   now I just want to puke.
7. 2019-01-28 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Here's a bag, Sweet Annie.