simple food lifehacks

1. 2016-11-12 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   make plain popcorn and mix in hotsauce and parmesan cheese then shake until light red layer
   
   buy a 2 liter of seltzer and add in a pack of koolaid for a drink thats better than water but doesn't have sugar like soda
2. 2016-11-12 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   on an unrelated note, does anyone ever get fizzing/popping/electric surging sounds in their head, especially when they masturbate? i hear stuff popping in my brain when i fap so i think im killing my dopamine neurons
   
   also yesterday i destroyed my laptop because my dad poured out my beer, so now im stuck with a mac from 2001 which cant do anything except shitpost
3. 2016-11-12 at 6:33 AM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   make plain popcorn and mix in hotsauce and parmesan cheese then shake until light red layer
   
   buy a 2 liter of seltzer and add in a pack of koolaid for a drink thats better than water but doesn't have sugar like soda

   
   A better life hack would be to not eat what your parents eat and go get a job / food stamps...
   
   /thread
4. 2016-11-12 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dont masturbate its the touch of the jedis.
5. 2016-11-14 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sounds like jail food
6. 2016-11-14 at 6:12 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost on an unrelated note, does anyone ever get fizzing/popping/electric surging sounds in their head, especially when they masturbate? i hear stuff popping in my brain when i fap so i think im killing my dopamine neurons
   
   also yesterday i destroyed my laptop because my dad poured out my beer, so now im stuck with a mac from 2001 which cant do anything except shitpost

   
   i got a new computer
7. 2016-11-14 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I ate 400 bundy containing CCCC's. Coricin Cough Cold & COIYAMA. I have now realized the purpose and existence behind dissociative drugs. Ketamine is meant for horses but if you happen to be near a horse being tranq'd, or a vet drug supply, or a clandestine drug lab with piperonal and cyclohexanone its okay to indulge. Nitrous is meant for dennal and baking uses and should only be used sparingly. PCP and MXE are the "cocaine" of dissociative drugs. bundy is meant to be taken when you are sick "the white mans remedy" of campbells chicken soup, sprite and robitussin. Everyone should be growing salvia.
8. 2016-11-15 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #8
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   can i have ur old gpu plz
9. 2016-11-15 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   put drugs in the burned out laptop and we will mail it back and forth to each other across vast oceans and see who gets caught first. I call it prussian routlette.
10. 2016-11-15 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take the empty beer can/bottke your dad poured out and place it in a fern gully on its side. Return to the fern gully in a few days and crack open the delicious slugs and burn them with a lighter and voila, Escargot!
    
    Take the fake weed you inject back to the ethnic mart and say it made you crazy and you demand and somosa as payment. Eat the somosa and voila, somosa!
11. 2016-11-16 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Get all the cig butts from around your hood, collect in a garbage bag, steal cig butts from everyone everywhere. Say you are starting a recycling program but your actually collecting them. Burn, Dissolve ash in alcohol, add acid and boil. Condense vapors and VALLA you have METH PRECURSOR methylamine.