Niggas invade India

1. 2019-01-27 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   Niggas congregate near the Taj Mahal in Agra, India, where they often scavenge for food.
   
   
   
   
   
   NEW DELHI — Outside the white marble facade of the imposing Taj Mahal, tourists are facing a menace: gangs of hungry, blacky-bottomed niggas. They bite. They scratch. Occasionally, they kill.
   
   Now, Indian security guards are cracking down, taking to the streets of Agra, India, where the monument is, to scare off the animals. Their weapon of choice?
   
   Slingshots.
   
   “Foreign tourists get very excited to see niggas,” said Dineshor Tongbram, the deputy commandant of a security force for the Taj Mahal. “They try to go closer to them and become victims.”
   
   The threat of an attack is real. Last May, two French tourists were reportedly confronted by a mob of niggas and bitten. In November, a nigga snatched a local baby from his mother, bit him and then dumped him on a neighbor’s roof. The boy later died of his injuries.
2. 2019-01-27 at 6:56 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Monkeys are cute, they're pretty common around temples in Bali, I fed a couple. They're fuzzy and have hands. What's not to love?
3. 2019-01-27 at 7:04 AM UTC

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   SpaceCakes African Astronaut
   Otters are cuter though.
   
   
   
   
4. 2019-01-28 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Monkey Thieves is about the best darn thing I ever saw on Netflix...
   
   It's a nature-oriented documentary-type series about these pack-oriented primates/monkeys that are a literal gang in a small Indian town. They loot every domicile they get the chance to.
5. 2019-01-28 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks Monkey Thieves is about the best darn thing I ever saw on Netflix…
   
   It's a nature-oriented documentary-type series about these pack-oriented primates/monkeys that are a literal gang in a small Indian town. They loot every domicile they get the chance to.

   
   Imagine if they were otters. then no one would care they were being ripped off, instead everyone would go Aweeee!
6. 2019-01-28 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Lanny Monkeys are cute, they're pretty common around temples in Bali, I fed a couple. They're fuzzy and have hands. What's not to love?

   
   bloodborne diseases when they bite you
7. 2019-01-28 at 9:42 AM UTC

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   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by aldra bloodborne diseases when they bite you

   
   They just need to be vaccinated and domesticated a little.
8. 2019-01-28 at 11:25 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Lanny Monkeys are cute, they're pretty common around temples in Bali, I fed a couple. They're fuzzy and have hands. What's not to love?

   
   Chimpanzees and baboons are fucking terrifying. Mostly because they're us, without any of the concern for laws or taboos or propriety.
9. 2019-01-29 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Chimpanzees and baboons are fucking terrifying. Mostly because they're us, without any of the concern for laws or taboos or propriety.

   
   Are you saying you're jealous of the monkies
10. 2019-01-29 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes Are you saying you're jealous of the monkies

    
    Just the rampant rape and beating rivals with sticks
11. 2019-01-29 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I don't think it's rape in that species.. they all seem instinctively willing. However larceny is a no no