I think one of the funniest things I wrote on zoklet was...

1. 2016-11-15 at 9:02 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This one thread fuckhead made that was like "suck cock or die THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS"
   
   So I wrote: "I'll just suck my own cock so it ain't gay "
   
   
   
   lmfao
2. 2016-11-15 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
3. 2016-11-15 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.

   
   SHIT ON YOUR KNIFE
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
4. 2016-11-15 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Paperweights.
5. 2016-11-16 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #5
   Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston
   We know you secretly wish to die by chiking on cock