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I want to gain weight

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    How do I do this?

    It's impossible and I have been trying for sooooooooooooooooo long

    I am only around 110 and have stayed there since 17 or so

    I eat okay

    How do I gain weight?
    I want to transform myself into an beta male then maybe go to church and find myself a beautiful wife
  2. #2
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Gym
    Tan
    Laundry
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  3. #3
    ^See my username
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  4. #4
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING: Sponsored by Super Male Vitality™ visit infowarsstore.com today! ^See my username

    I read that in his raspy voice
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I read that in his raspy voice

    Globalist
  6. #6
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING: Sponsored by Super Male Vitality™ visit infowarsstore.com today! Globalist

    Zionist
  7. #7
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Terrorist
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol op is a small ho
  9. #9
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    I'm going to move to Japan and marry a womanly traditional wife and have five or more children with her
  10. #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    Phantas,
    Are you Pretty Hate Machine?
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  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Phantas,
    Are you Pretty Hate Machine?



    Originally posted by Technologist Phantas,
    Are you Pretty Hate Machine?

    it is
  12. #12
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just eat a shitload of food...thats it
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Phantas,
    Are you Pretty Hate Machine?

    Yes.

    How many self-described hikikomori, radically pro-pedophilia, staunchly anti-semitic, no-period-using, clinically paranoid, Eurasian-looking motherfuckers do you think we got running around here?
  14. #14
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yes.

    How many self-described hikikomori, radically pro-pedophilia, staunchly anti-semitic, no-period-using, clinically paranoid, Eurasian-looking motherfuckers do you think we got running around here?

    "Eurasian-looking" I AM Eurasian
  15. #15
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Also thanks for using the correct diagnosis "clinically paranoid" instead of schizophrenic
  16. #16
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 Just eat a shitload of food…thats it

    It's not that simple

    For one I can eat a bunch but my body metabolizes it so quickly that it doesn't stick to my bones.
    Another is the cost of eating, this is a terminally ill late stage capitalist judaic society that is dying off so it's not like I can afford to eat pounds of food everyday and in a healthy way.
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria "Eurasian-looking" I AM Eurasian

    I figured, but I've seen people point it out here before like it's as valid a descriptor as your actual nationality.

    Also, you can be both Eurasian and "Eurasian-looking" at the same time. It's been known to happen.

    I've known a few Slavic folks that looked Slavic, and the odd West African that was at least kinda West African looking.

    The world is full of such statistical marvels.
  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Also thanks for using the correct diagnosis "clinically paranoid" instead of schizophrenic

    Hey man, I don't have anything personally against you.

    But, not gonna sugar coat it here... You definitely tick a lot of the boxes on the "reasons to find someone deplorable" checklist.

    But you're just brutally honest and true to all that. There's something kinda admirable in that.
  19. #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Although, with all your faults and flaws, I have to draw a line somewhere...

    The lack of periods at the end of your sentences. That one legit bugs me.

    It's an OCD thing.

    But whatever's clever... You do you.
  20. #20
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist Phantas,
    Are you Pretty Hate Machine?

    Duh obvi 🥴
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