2019-01-26 at 4:09 PM UTC
Chances are, the nip is a martial arts practitioner... and you will end up looking foolish.
2019-01-26 at 4:18 PM UTC
Folks, you could get laid out.
2019-01-26 at 5:47 PM UTC
Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?
2019-01-26 at 5:56 PM UTC
Folks, folks, folks, Matt got his ass beat by the young spry Asian man delivering his $40 worth of chicken fried rice.
It made Mattchewy question his etiquette.
2019-01-26 at 6:12 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Sounds like matt is a victim, gonts
2019-01-26 at 6:21 PM UTC
Folks, Gonts, and Niggas, that is how, the fortune cookie crumbles.
2019-01-26 at 9:12 PM UTC
I remember these kids from school bullying this nerdy asian kid and tried to take his bike. like back in the 6th grade. He grabbed the first one by his finger and twisted it all crazy, had the dude on the ground crying like a bitch.
the other two tried to pull him off their friend and he used the side of his hand to hit one of them in the nuts while he went down into a splits with his legs and did some kind of inside sweep move and knocked the other kid off his balance and slammed to the ground hitting his head. it was bleeding and he was out for a few.
he just rode off like nothing happened.
It's a real thing for many of them. not all but many have mastered such skills in a DoJo somewhere from a very young age.
