Srs thread: could be going in for another stretch

1. 2019-01-25 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Armed robbery on a convience store(translated for u americans)....came away with nothin was kind of fucked up on xanax and vodka plus my meds....its still under investigation and i was let free...
2. 2019-01-25 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Looking at five minimum if charged with robbery
3. 2019-01-25 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   armed with what
4. 2019-01-26 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   A knife i live in the uk ffs
5. 2019-01-26 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   With a big pointy blade
6. 2019-01-26 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   Do they have you on tape robbing the place with the butter knoife?
   
   If so yeah, they'll probably want you to do the whole courty-prisony thing.
   
   Find an attic to hide in.
7. 2019-01-26 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Instigator A knife i live in the uk ffs

   
   uk m8 stoke here
8. 2019-01-26 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Another stretch? How many times have you been in jail before? Is jail and prison different in the U.K., like in the US?
9. 2019-01-26 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Another stretch? How many times have you been in jail before? Is jail and prison different in the U.K., like in the US?

   
   all buttsecks are consensual and no soaps were dropped.
10. 2020-01-03 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Instigator Looking at five minimum if charged with robbery

    
    aw shit