I'm frightened to go outside...

1. 2019-01-25 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, the air that is cooled to a temperature of -7 degrees Fahrenheit will be biting and clawing at me... trying to steal my warmth.. and my soul.
2. 2019-01-25 at 1:51 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Take more Vitamin C.🍸
3. 2019-01-25 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Order some breakfast via ubereats and stay in to watch old movies on netflix...when housekeeping come around "accidentally" walk out of the bathroom naked wiping your hair with a towel...and say "oh my bad...baby"
4. 2019-01-25 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Order some breakfast via ubereats and stay in to watch old movies on netflix…when housekeeping come around "accidentally" walk out of the bathroom naked wiping your hair with a towel…and say "oh my bad…baby"

   
   WRONG
   
   ...say ..."do you have some clean towels?"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
5. 2019-01-25 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Order some breakfast via ubereats and stay in to watch old movies on netflix…when housekeeping come around "accidentally" walk out of the bathroom naked wiping your hair with a towel…and say "oh my bad…baby"

   
   👍
6. 2019-01-25 at 2 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer WRONG
   
   …say …"do you have some clean towels?"

   
   This is why you'll never have sex again in your life (with a human)
7. 2019-01-25 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by WellHung 👍

   
   ahhhh.....the ass muncher
   
   Good morning. How's your teef? Cold weather really hurts, huh?
8. 2019-01-25 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   Smoke enough PCP so that you don't feel the cold, then go on one of those naked PCP rampages.
9. 2019-01-25 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Smoke enough PCP so that you don't feel the cold, then go on one of those naked PCP rampages.

   
   Have u ever gotten 'wet', my friend?👍
10. 2019-01-25 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is why you'll never have sex again in your life (with a human)

    
    How do you know I'm not a virgin? Hells Bells, you mad?
11. 2019-01-25 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer How do you know I'm not a virgin? Hells Bells, you mad?

    
    Non sequitur...your current state has nothing to do with what I said.
12. 2019-01-25 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Why does my reply, of necessity, not follow in your opinion?
    
    'Tho I quoted your post how do you percieve that my response was in reference to your post?
13. 2019-01-25 at 4:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Why does my reply, of necessity, not follow in your opinion?
    
    'Tho I quoted your post how do you percieve that my response was in reference to your post?

    
    Yes that's generally the reason for quoting someone...to respond to them...that and the fact your response directly addressed mine...insert eyeroll here.
14. 2019-01-25 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes that's generally the reason for quoting someone…to respond to them…that and the fact your response directly addressed mine…insert eyeroll here.

    
    Where is that written in stone, please?
    
    "generally" indicates that your comment is not correct as you state it or perhaps isn't viable as an argument for any particular response, whether a quote exists, or NOT!
15. 2019-01-25 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    If you're cold now, wait until next week.
    
    Polar vortex headed our way!
16. 2019-01-25 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Where is that written in stone, please?

    
    Where is it written in stone that it needs to be written in stone please?
17. 2019-01-25 at 4:13 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    In the damn stone!
18. 2019-01-25 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Where is it written in stone that it needs to be written in stone please?

    
    FAIL -- Biblical reference
    
    Toodles
19. 2019-01-25 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    folks?
20. 2019-01-25 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer FAIL – Biblical reference
    
    Toodles

    
    non sequitur...again.