It's 5 degrees F right now...

1. 2019-01-24 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #61
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alexa told me it was 43F this morning before I left, when I went outside though there was a coating of frost on my car and it was quite chilly. The radio said it was 33F so Alexa done fucked up this a.m.

   
   Maybe Alexa has a built in internal thermometer, and was referencing interior temp?
2. 2019-01-24 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #62
    Acolyte
   "In weather, ambient temperature refers to the current air temperature —the overall temperature of the outdoor air that surrounds us. In other words, ambient air temperature is the same thing as "ordinary" air temperature. When indoors, ambient temperature is sometimes called room temperature."
3. 2019-01-24 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #63
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Well yeah... the weather didn't change when you come out of a hot bathroom.
   
   I'm just stoned, so I'm going to continue- despite the fact that I couldn't give a single fuck how Alexa determines temperature... but what if Alexa defaulted to internal sensors in cases where it couldn't update or connect to the internet? Just seems kinda weird for it to be off by such a significant margin.
4. 2019-01-24 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #64
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Alexa just checks online with the local weather and regurgitates that. Normally she's spot on, inside it was 74F anyway...a glitch in the matrix I think.
5. 2019-01-24 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   meanwhile in Canada...
   
6. 2019-01-24 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #66
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   That's fuckin awesome. We've got tons of snow in the mountains here too.
7. 2019-01-24 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #67
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   There was a really funny local story on the news here recently. Apparently someone drove through a person's yard to mow down their snowman. What they didn't realize was that the snowman's base was built on a large tree stump. Frostied his ass!
8. 2019-01-24 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It wasn't a local story..I read it here in Tejas.
9. 2019-01-24 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #69
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   You're right. It was Petersburg, Kentucky.
   
   https://www.cbsnews.com/news/petersburg-kentucky-vandals-try-to-plow-down-giant-snowman-hit-tree-stump/
10. 2019-01-24 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe the radio was wrong and Alexa was right but nobody stopped to consider that did they
11. 2019-01-24 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #71
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe the radio was wrong and Alexa was right but nobody stopped to consider that did they

    
    The layer of frost on my vehicle confirmed the radio was right and Alexa was wrong.
12. 2019-01-24 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #72
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Or, you're old and need a hearing aid.
13. 2019-01-24 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #73
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Or, you're old and need a hearing aid.

    
    I heard the radio just fine.
14. 2019-01-24 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spank me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his lackey it was 80-something yesterday. its 75 where i am

15. 2019-01-25 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #75
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    it was 72 in Menlo Park.
    
    Facebook doesn't let anyone pull into the main campus anymore. you have to drive past a guard shack in the newer facility across the highway road.
    
    Apparently shit got real!
16. 2019-01-25 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #76
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    75 here, in my house. Fuck outside.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • SpaceCakes
17. 2019-01-25 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #77
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    ^This