2019-01-24 at 1:35 PM UTC
“Killing myself”
is the nis “is dick size important?”
2019-01-24 at 1:37 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
No this is DH's equivalent of "nice guy finish last", "who pays on the first date" or "fat chicks" threads lol
2019-01-24 at 1:39 PM UTC
"does this noose make my neck look fat?"
Who pays on the first date anyway?
2019-01-24 at 2:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
Who pays on the first date anyway?
Both pay. the man pays in $$ and the woman pays in ass.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2019-01-24 at 2:22 PM UTC
dont like work no more...want to retire.
2019-01-24 at 8:39 PM UTC
Jim is mad that the alcohol didn't destroy his pre-frontal cortex and remove all of his empathy. And despite being a space jedi with curly jedi hair and adult acne, attractive women still find him attractive sometimes. This tears him up inside, because he can't understand how anyone could find him attractive. It only infuriates him more.
2019-01-25 at 12:32 AM UTC
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
I recommend a 110 in one hand, and a nice wet, sloppy ground in the other.. Oh, and don't forget to bypass the breaker..