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Do you feel that the federal government shutdown has left us vulnerable to international terrorist attacks?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Why?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no

    less funds for the FBI to play with = less 'terrorist' attacks
  3. #3
    News has been slow and we are overdue for something juicy to happen anyway...terrorist attack, alien invasion, super volcano exploding etc...when a fucking wall is in the news day after fucking day I'm ready for a change.
  4. #4
    a false flag measle attack was just launched against a certain anti-vaxxer community somewhere in the US.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm gonna bomb you stupid americans and you can't stop me cuz the FBI/NSA ran outta money
  6. #6
    esbity African Astronaut
    Less feds to follow us around.
  7. #7
    esbity African Astronaut
    It's fucking great! 👍
  8. #8
    This may explain why Alexa was wrong about the weather this morning...
  9. #9
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity Less feds to follow us around.

    They adopted stasi techniques a long time ago, they don't really have to follow you anymore. Smartphones, even if you don't carry one, along with networked camera systems, over the horizon radar and a variety of other methods will track you every where you go, and if they need human eyes on you, they have an entire network of snitches or "community spies", retired old faggots that need favors, or simply to brown-nose and pat themselves on the back or gain brownie points.

    Infraguard, civilian corps, neighborhood watch, they all report back to the FBI. They don't necessarily need a paycheck. The technology also doesn't need a pay check.

    EDIT: also, the government really doesn't give a shit about foreign terrorists. They let a bunch of them slip through on purpose, because they like being lazy fagtards. They just have to catch some once in a while so they keep getting paid/having a job. If the terrorists actually weren't puppets of the stasi/cia/fbi, and started targeting the government instead, that might be different.
  10. #10
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Also the feds get a yearly budget so they're probs not in shutdown.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers They adopted stasi techniques a long time ago, they don't really have to follow you anymore. Smartphones, even if you don't carry one, along with networked camera systems, over the horizon radar and a variety of other methods will track you every where you go, and if they need human eyes on you, they have an entire network of snitches or "community spies", retired old faggots that need favors, or simply to brown-nose and pat themselves on the back or gain brownie points.

    Infraguard, civilian corps, neighborhood watch, they all report back to the FBI. They don't necessarily need a paycheck. The technology also doesn't need a pay check.

    EDIT: also, the government really doesn't give a shit about foreign terrorists. They let a bunch of them slip through on purpose, because they like being lazy fagtards. They just have to catch some once in a while so they keep getting paid/having a job. If the terrorists actually weren't puppets of the stasi/cia/fbi, and started targeting the government instead, that might be different.

    also they are capable of secretly turning on the smartphone camera of people around you to spy on you.

    theres a reason smartphomes rear cameras are all exposed and without a cover to protect them from scratches.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra no

    less funds for the FBI to play with = less 'terrorist' attacks

    pretty much this. the fbi have a long and prosperous history of shenanigans creating crimes as well as fake news.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers They adopted stasi techniques a long time ago, they don't really have to follow you anymore. Smartphones, even if you don't carry one, along with networked camera systems, over the horizon radar and a variety of other methods will track you every where you go, and if they need human eyes on you, they have an entire network of snitches or "community spies", retired old faggots that need favors, or simply to brown-nose and pat themselves on the back or gain brownie points.

    Infraguard, civilian corps, neighborhood watch, they all report back to the FBI. They don't necessarily need a paycheck. The technology also doesn't need a pay check.

    EDIT: also, the government really doesn't give a shit about foreign terrorists. They let a bunch of them slip through on purpose, because they like being lazy fagtards. They just have to catch some once in a while so they keep getting paid/having a job. If the terrorists actually weren't puppets of the stasi/cia/fbi, and started targeting the government instead, that might be different.

    I've heard from douglas diethrich they also play a lot of world of warcraft and drink on the job while looking at child pornography because they really are that lazy

  14. #14
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've heard from douglas diethrich they also play a lot of world of warcraft and drink on the job while looking at child pornography because they really are that lazy


    Dietrich needs to stop smoking so much crack. A lot of the shit he says is complete bullshit. I have wondered though, about the FBI. Someone has to look at images / videos of kids being fucked by adults, as part of their job in order to identify people and piece things together. Who do they get to do that? They probably enjoy it.
  15. #15
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  16. #16
    Working for the FBI is as dull as fuck for 98% of them desk jockeys.
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this. the fbi have a long and prosperous history of shenanigans creating crimes as well as fake news.

    virtually every 'terrorist' caught by the FBI since 2001 has been someone they themselves 'radicalised' - they look for (typically muslim) outcasts, usually really dumb ones, suggest that blowing something up will make them famous, then arrest them once they try to buy weapons or chemicals.
  18. #18
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i hope so
  19. #19
    Originally posted by aldra virtually every 'terrorist' caught by the FBI since 2001 has been someone they themselves 'radicalised' - they look for (typically muslim) outcasts, usually really dumb ones, suggest that blowing something up will make them famous, then arrest them once they try to buy weapons or chemicals.

    so who radicalized the ISISes in arsetralia ?
  20. #20
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so who radicalized the ISISes in arsetralia ?

    the emus
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