Hiring a hitman to kill me

1. 2016-11-14 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you think he would get mad if I didnt pay him since I would be dead anyway?
2. 2016-11-14 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also, if I drink bleach and dont die do you think I could get a refund?
   
   Just trying to figure out the most fiscally conservative way to end it all.
3. 2016-11-14 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Too hard. Just exit bag if you honestly wanna commit suicide. Then you could use that money to party first.
4. 2016-11-14 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the sweet release of death is the only party I want to attend tbh
5. 2016-11-14 at 8:39 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There are just times I feel so alone. So fucking alone for so fucking long. Things will never be "normal". There is no normal.
6. 2016-11-14 at 9:13 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know what you mean. But you could take the money you'd spend on a hitman and spend it on drugs and a final vacation to vegas and it would be a way better finale.
7. 2016-11-14 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ask a friendly policeman
8. 2016-11-14 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'll do it
9. 2016-11-14 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger There are just times I feel so alone. So fucking alone for so fucking long. Things will never be "normal". There is no normal.

   
   
10. 2016-11-14 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pay him a really large amount of money, then go into hiding and make him hunt you.
11. 2016-11-14 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #11
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    ill give u 400 ld50 doses neurotoxin fior 20 bux btv so u stiell got 5$ to buy sumthin to boot it with
12. 2016-11-14 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #12
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    what if I ask the hitman to kill himself, would he accept?
13. 2016-11-15 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sun contract the hit to yourself. Then after the hits done, if you fail then the hitman will finish the job because you don't have the money
14. 2016-11-15 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If a plane ticket to Germany is cheaper, be my guest.