My friend was found alive in the trunk of his car

1. 2019-01-22 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #1
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Folks, he was in his trunk.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks, 
   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
2. 2019-01-22 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Folks, how did he end up in his trunk?
3. 2019-01-22 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #3
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   That's a wrap.