Breaking news: Actor found with an empty 211 tall can in his room

1. 2019-01-13 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Right next to his baseball lamp, his mother discovered a 211 tallboy at 11:00 AM Sunday morning. She was getting him ready for church.
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   • kroz
2. 2019-01-13 at 7:02 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Wtf, how'd you know that
3. 2019-01-21 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
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   • A College Professor, 
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4. 2019-01-21 at 6:03 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Dude goes hard AF.
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5. 2019-01-21 at 6:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   11 is a bit late for church isn't it
6. 2019-01-21 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Not if all you’re going to do is sit in the parking lot drinking tall boys
7. 2019-01-21 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   He hasn't won the lottery yet?
8. 2019-01-22 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 11 is a bit late for church isn't it

   
   Sometimes I like to reread my works and this is exactly why. 11 am for church?! Come on man.
9. 2019-01-22 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol old news