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Anyone here done anything fun lately?
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2016-10-12 at 4:50 PM UTC
mq, is there a picture of you in a similar pose with a creepy open mouth smile? I have a possible vague memory of it. Post that one.
oh actually i just remembered what you're talking about
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2016-10-12 at 8:30 PM UTCwhy cont usaicans spelled coffei
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2016-10-12 at 9:46 PM UTCLast fun thing i did was the glorious wank I had last week
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2016-10-13 at 8:28 AM UTC^I hope you were at least on drugs when you pulled that stunt
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2016-10-13 at 10:21 AM UTCMmq your face looks fake like a Halloween mask
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2016-10-13 at 11:29 AM UTC
^I hope you were at least on drugs when you pulled that stunt
No man sober, it was as soon as I woke up and was so good I still remember it. It was truly awe inspiring -
2016-10-13 at 1:04 PM UTCI think the best orgasm I may have had was during a wet dream. I can't recall what the scenario was, but I distinctly recall that when I was about to come in the dream I thought "I don't care" (referring to the mess it would make), the pleasure that had built up and orgasm that was about to ensue was so good it warranted letting it fly and make a mess everywhere, and it was. Apparently it simultaneously happened IRL as well.
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2016-10-13 at 1:30 PM UTC
Mmq your face looks fake like a Halloween mask
Or maybe my Halloween mask looks like a face!
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2016-10-13 at 4:04 PM UTCI can't make new threads so I'll ask here.
I'm going to a party tomorrow night. It starts a house, then a restuarant/bar for dinner, and then everyone will be going to a club.
Instead of being a shy, boring cunt, what can I do at this party to make it more entertaining for me? I will never see these people again, so I don't care if I burn all bridges. That'd be a good thing, actually. There will also be lots of single girls at this party.
For one thing, I'm going to turn up drunk. But so will fucking everyone so that's a pussy idea. Tell me what to do and I'll do it. -
2016-10-13 at 4:07 PM UTC
I think the best orgasm I may have had was during a wet dream. I can't recall what the scenario was, but I distinctly recall that when I was about to come in the dream I thought "I don't care" (referring to the mess it would make), the pleasure that had built up and orgasm that was about to ensue was so good it warranted letting it fly and make a mess everywhere, and it was. Apparently it simultaneously happened IRL as well.
I keep having these amazing dream orgasms, and I can feel the cum coming out of me because I'm half in reality and half in the dream, but then when I fully wake up it turns out I never actually came. It was all my imagination. But they're the best damn orgasms ever. -
2016-10-13 at 4:11 PM UTC
I can't make new threads so I'll ask here.
I'm going to a party tomorrow night. It starts a house, then a restuarant/bar for dinner, and then everyone will be going to a club.
Instead of being a shy, boring cunt, what can I do at this party to make it more entertaining for me? I will never see these people again, so I don't care if I burn all bridges. That'd be a good thing, actually. There will also be lots of single girls at this party.
For one thing, I'm going to turn up drunk. But so will fucking everyone so that's a pussy idea. Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
I think this goes without saying but uhh..... do a raep. #yolo -
2016-10-13 at 4:44 PM UTC^Igotta do a rape, yu cheeky cock sucker
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2016-10-13 at 11:54 PM UTCThis thread is now about mq's face
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2016-10-14 at 12 AM UTC
I think the best orgasm I may have had was during a wet dream. I can't recall what the scenario was, but I distinctly recall that when I was about to come in the dream I thought "I don't care" (referring to the mess it would make), the pleasure that had built up and orgasm that was about to ensue was so good it warranted letting it fly and make a mess everywhere, and it was. Apparently it simultaneously happened IRL as well.
I think this wank of all wanks was after having an almost-wet dream, it was so realistic I could feel myself fucking her, but I didn't have a full blown wet dream and woke up and had to finish myself off and it was so fucking good I'm never going to have a wank like that again. -
2016-10-15 at 12:41 AM UTCThe arab guy at work invited me to the strip club with his arab friends, they get a private show, get high ,take some E and go barhopping but im like nah nigga I got plans (to shitpost, buy drugs, get drunk and fuck around on TC and vidya games) lorgko3rmiop3r2miofjmiowvmioi23rjiji4y4wefmsrgmnksdgmnklsdmkl;sdmkl;ml;mklmklmklm,l;fvjnjnjndfv m, m m, ssdg
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2016-10-15 at 1:25 AM UTC
I can't make new threads so I'll ask here.
I'm going to a party tomorrow night. It starts a house, then a restuarant/bar for dinner, and then everyone will be going to a club.
Instead of being a shy, boring cunt, what can I do at this party to make it more entertaining for me? I will never see these people again, so I don't care if I burn all bridges. That'd be a good thing, actually. There will also be lots of single girls at this party.
For one thing, I'm going to turn up drunk. But so will fucking everyone so that's a pussy idea. Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
Go up to a the hottest chick there or a group of hot chicks and offer them some coke or mdma. -
2016-10-15 at 8:30 AM UTCThen snort a huge line out of the palm of your hand in front of them, slam the rest of the floor, and yell "WELL YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE ANY YOU GODDAMN COCK MONGERING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEESS!!! FUCKING WOMEN MAN, FUCKING CUUUUUNTS!!!!!!! ALL YOU FUCKING WANT ME FOR IS MY MONEY, I KNOW YOUR FUCKING KIND, ALL YOU WANT IS TO USE MEN!!! WELL YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SEE A MAN YOU CAN'T CONTROL?! I DON'T GIVE A !!!FUUUUCK!!! FUCKING WOMEN, MAN, YOU THINK YOU ANY MAN WILL BEND TO YOUR WILL AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FUCKING P-PU-PUSSSY?!?! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, YOU STINK, ROTTEN FUCKING BITCH FACED SHIT EATING COCK FIENDING CUNT FACED BITCH FUCKS FROM RIGEL 7! FUCK YOU, NO ONE WANTS YOUR UGLY FUCKING UGLY ASS!"
"TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!"
-Proceeds to masturbate furiously, saying before ejaculation:
"You see this?! I don't fucking need you, I don't fucking need you, no one needs you, you're shit, you're worthless, this is better than any woman could ever be. You're not getting a drop of my manly essence. All you fucking whores evolved to try to get this in your cunts so you can trap a man into paying you child support. Well you're not fooling me, you're not getting any of this!"
-As pressure begins to build immensely, the entire club has been standing deadly silent, staring, since this ordeal began, Enter fully unaware, caught in his furious spiel, the entire bar paralyzed by a man on the edge, a man who, for a moment, has surpassed all and attained the state of the ubermensch, Nietzsche's spirit finally having attained peace at the sight of someone who had at last fully comprehended and embodied his life's work. He aims at their faces and, as he begins to coat them, involuntarily let's out a deafening roar, years of his life spent on TOTSE having been ingrained,
"SCREEEAAAAWWWYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!"
Panting, drenched with sweat, his head tilted downward and eyes glaring cold as death, foreshadowing what everyone, on some level, knew would the rise of greatest serial killer in history, a lifetime of anger and resentment having welled up to monstrous levels, the women huddling together, shivering to the point where it appears they may begin seizing, in terror:
"How do you like that? How do you like that...you...fucking...whores?"
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"Ah, to hell with it!"
He bolted out that club so quickly no one, to this day, was sure he had ever been there to begin with, that this had ever occurred. To this day no one has seen him since. Compounding the mystery, when police detectives investigated, no one knew his name, no one at the club claimed to be his friend or stated they had ever had any memory of him beforehand, it was as if he had been an invisible man all his life, or came and went like a gust of wind. No one knew what became. Did Enter finally find the Exit? -
2016-10-15 at 10:38 AM UTCThat's amazing. I wish that really happened. That would be my peak.
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2016-10-15 at 12:38 PM UTCI had a fat unattractive friend that did something similar with my assistance. He tries to meet girls online, but the always blow him off and cancel the date last minute. So he told me to ask out one of the girls that blew him off, and I did, set up a coffee date and she came.
we were sitting at the tables outside just having a normal conversation and then my friend came out and was like "you fucking whore! you CUNT!" and then just ran off. And I was like "lol do you know him?? Look I don't want any of your drama... you seem kinda sketchy... later..." And just walked to my car and drove off lol -
2016-10-15 at 12:43 PM UTC
I had a fat unattractive friend that did something similar with my assistance. He tries to meet girls online, but the always blow him off and cancel the date last minute. So he told me to ask out one of the girls that blew him off, and I did, set up a coffee date and she came.
we were sitting at the tables outside just having a normal conversation and then my friend came out and was like "you fucking whore! you CUNT!" and then just ran off. And I was like "lol do you know him?? Look I don't want any of your drama… you seem kinda sketchy… later…" And just walked to my car and drove off lol
