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Le master storyteller Bill Krozby
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2016-02-29 at 4:25 AM UTCSo to day I r go 2 place.
In place I am See girl
Girl is say to me "Stoopid shit"
And I say "Witty comeback!"
EL O ELLL REKT
So I go to other place and garl is ther.
And she iz look at me and say "I are hurt"
I sez "Bad azz line"
I get mad pussi
am fuck
She iz blowing me when suddenly!
Her boyfriend is appear!
Cuck!
Ahahahahah!
And I say cuck!
TOP KEK!
My gerlfarnd is say"ayy u fukn Uther bicches"
I say 2 hr "But luv u bby!"
And show pictchurz of her cheat!
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2016-02-29 at 4:28 AM UTCat leest Bill Krozby haves stories
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2016-02-29 at 4:30 AM UTCfuck that face makes me laugh
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2016-02-29 at 4:54 AM UTCJobjektive
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Furmy too get a job wher i like it. me wil do the stuffs to you when tawk me and thanks. gud be go help to gud pursin and fur munny make fur smiles and hapy too
Genral Skilss
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Im can vacum fix and blowing squar fans in granpas downstares
For play is me gud fur do job bedder me go to tree land and git see me for boys to play with and tuches with the funneeys sumtimes much fun and many ha ha
am Good turn off to turn on wen i am hit swiches
Hobees and activitee
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jedinur Mints
To play rope gaym by with lawker room and gurls don play but I do
To go by water string and with granpa and then to wayt and git water sqwigels for ketching and mouth put in
Famlee puzzel tyme with the tuching and too make body puzzel fit insides fur feel guds
AWNERS AND ACHEEVMINTS
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Famlee day play howse feel gud ribbin furst grade
5 many row boy chwire got sing lone and all many boys smyled and to wached me by lone self
Took to curcis and man looked me ride big and funy animel ha ha man was hapy and funy trunk spray funnees out of it for ha -
2016-02-29 at 5:27 AM UTCThat is rich comming from a Bill Krozby/10 thread
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2016-02-29 at 5:32 AM UTCCool story, Hanzel...
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2016-02-29 at 6 AM UTC
Jobjektive
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Furmy too get a job wher i like it. me wil do the stuffs to you when tawk me and thanks. gud be go help to gud pursin and fur munny make fur smiles and hapy too
Genral Skilss
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Im can vacum fix and blowing squar fans in granpas downstares
For play is me gud fur do job bedder me go to tree land and git see me for boys to play with and tuches with the funneeys sumtimes much fun and many ha ha
am Good turn off to turn on wen i am hit swiches
Hobees and activitee
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jedinur Mints
To play rope gaym by with lawker room and gurls don play but I do
To go by water string and with granpa and then to wayt and git water sqwigels for ketching and mouth put in
Famlee puzzel tyme with the tuching and too make body puzzel fit insides fur feel guds
AWNERS AND ACHEEVMINTS
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Famlee day play howse feel gud ribbin furst grade
5 many row boy chwire got sing lone and all many boys smyled and to wached me by lone self
Took to curcis and man looked me ride big and funy animel ha ha man was hapy and funy trunk spray funnees out of it for ha
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2016-02-29 at 6:10 AM UTC
Jobjektive
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Furmy too get a job wher i like it. me wil do the stuffs to you when tawk me and thanks. gud be go help to gud pursin and fur munny make fur smiles and hapy too
Genral Skilss
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Im can vacum fix and blowing squar fans in granpas downstares
For play is me gud fur do job bedder me go to tree land and git see me for boys to play with and tuches with the funneeys sumtimes much fun and many ha ha
am Good turn off to turn on wen i am hit swiches
Hobees and activitee
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jedinur Mints
To play rope gaym by with lawker room and gurls don play but I do
To go by water string and with granpa and then to wayt and git water sqwigels for ketching and mouth put in
Famlee puzzel tyme with the tuching and too make body puzzel fit insides fur feel guds
AWNERS AND ACHEEVMINTS
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Famlee day play howse feel gud ribbin furst grade
5 many row boy chwire got sing lone and all many boys smyled and to wached me by lone self
Took to curcis and man looked me ride big and funy animel ha ha man was hapy and funy trunk spray funnees out of it for ha
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2016-02-29 at 6:53 AM UTC
props for making that go to this thing:
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2016-02-29 at 6:53 AM UTCI tell stories through amazing love letters I write to girls who went to my middle school
[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]that feel when everyone thinks youre retarded but youre the smartest person in the universe and then you send people things you do/make not because you expect them to respond but rather the lack of response indicates your superiority or they dont care but no1curr ever so idcurr either fuck you you stupid bitch i didnt even mean that see what i mean i am reassigning the meaning of words to the words themselves because being GOD ALMIGHTY you can do everything do a rape or 3 kick a baby into the subway tracks or dont because i didnt do any of those things and i dont plan on doing any of those things but im reassigning meaning to the words because words are hammers and chisels or rather SURGICAL SCALPELS grin emoticon grin emoticon grin emoticon *CAT* *BOX* *ROCK* *BULLSHIT* [/SIZE][/FONT]http://imgur.com/c0HyYhE -
2016-02-29 at 7:32 AM UTC
[FONT=Helvetica Neue][SIZE=16px]"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."[/SIZE][/FONT] -
2016-02-29 at 9:48 AM UTC"ent".
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2016-02-29 at 10:28 AM UTCLol you know this forum sucks when people make threads about my shit posting.
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2016-02-29 at 10:51 AM UTC
Lol you know this forum sucks when people make threads about my shit posting.
But dude......It's not the shitposting......It's like......your brain......lol............... -
2016-02-29 at 6:31 PM UTCOkay this one time I was living with this 'tarded girl and having some brews and chillin and fucked her right in the Pusey before breakfast then did some naked cuddling and went on the laptop to post some forum stuff (back in the zoklet days) and she made breakfast and showered and I'm like still in my boxers on the 'puter and she is ready to go and asks me "when are we going out" and I'm like *I'll take my time today its my day off" and she starts bitchin about how I never go anywhere or do anything with her and I'm like WE JUST FUCKED AND CUDDLED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT so she walks up and slaps me In the face and TURNS MY LAPTOP OFF in the middle of an epic post so I lost it, started throwing mugs and calling her a worthless bitch and in the heat of the moment she slaps me again so tit for tat I go to hit her back and accidentally black out one of her eyes, oh fuck IM CALLING THE COPS she says so I freak out because I had a drug lab and I do the first thing I can think of to calm down a psycho bitch I just gave a black eye, I punched a window, broke the glass, cut my hand to shit and yelled LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. So I'm bleeding all over like a stuck pig and she's crying and feels bad for ruining our lives and then we go lay in bed and try to stop the bleeding from my hand while she goes " IM SORRY IM SORRY" and then from outside the window I hear "THIS IS THE POLICE IS ANYONE HURT INSIDE" so I lock the place up and we go outside and the cops see her with a black eye and me with blood all over and she SNAPS and starts pushing the cops trying to get to me (they separated us) and says I LOVE YOU IM SORRY and the cop is like knock it off and she's like NO FUCK YOU I LOVE HIM so they cuff her and ask me wtf so I said she assaulted me and they left and that was how I talked my way out of punching a girl in the eye with the police. 100% speech check and my charisma is 1
