My cousin got me a crisis actor job

1. 2019-01-20 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   I'm really looking forward to it, it starts Tuesday. The pay is pretty great and will really come in handy - 1500 for 2 days work.
   
   The audition was pretty straightforward and just involved memorising a bunch of lines and repeating them in our own words. Basically we will have to act like some people got shot.
   
   I'd recommend it to anyone looking for easy money.
2. 2019-01-20 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   You are telling me that your country is so full of pussies you faggots have to pay people to "pretend" to be shot?
   
   What kinda fake ass gang bangin you lil car driving fags faggot fucking lame ass gig bro.
   
   Surprise them and bring a gun and actually shoot someone and then plant it on the nearest nigger.
3. 2019-01-20 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #3
   ctesiphon Yung Blood
   How did you act like some people got shot?
4. 2019-01-20 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   ALTemio sanchez Houston
   I paid my way through my women's studies degree by doing crisis acting gigs.