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  1. 2019-01-20 at 7:33 PM UTC
    #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    cool cucumber
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  2. 2019-01-20 at 7:33 PM UTC
    #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls cool cucumber

    Thanks, bro.

  3. 2019-01-20 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Although I suppose you could be messing with me... Maybe "cool cucumber" has some alternate definition than what I imagine it has, or maybe you're being facetious.

    Either way, I prefer to assume people have righteous intentions, so I'll take it as a compliment until proven otherwise.

  4. 2019-01-20 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i say it how it is m8 u cool

    unlike captain faggot
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  5. 2019-01-20 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #5
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You'll niggas ever put a cool cuccumber up your ass or pussy? It's actually refreshing after the initial shock.
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  6. 2019-01-20 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG You'll niggas ever put a cool cuccumber up your ass or pussy? It's actually refreshing after the initial shock.

    Can't say that I have, but one day I might try it.

    Maybe...
  7. 2019-01-20 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #7
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Can't say that I have, but one day I might try it.

    Maybe…

    Start with the baby ones that come in a plastic bag. They tend to be straighter, shorter, and more around the girth of a fat dick.
  8. 2019-01-20 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG You'll niggas ever put a cool cuccumber up your ass or pussy? It's actually refreshing after the initial shock.

    ggg is a homosexual
  9. 2019-01-20 at 8:09 PM UTC
    #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Start with the baby ones that come in a plastic bag. They tend to be straighter, shorter, and more around the girth of a fat dick.

    I'm not gonna lie... I have inserted things into my rectum (for drug administration)... And I kinda liked it (beyond the drug itself).

    This is about the girthiest thing I have ever stuck up there:

  10. 2019-01-20 at 8:58 PM UTC
    #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG You'll niggas ever put a cool cuccumber up your ass or pussy? It's actually refreshing after the initial shock.

    Find Out.

    /shoulder
  11. 2021-01-20 at 12:34 PM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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