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My JESUS is a jedi

  1. 2019-01-20 at 1:14 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]


    He🌹 is the Power that makes All Things Great Again ✝
  2. 2019-01-20 at 1:20 PM UTC
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    You worship a man! You worship Rome! You will burn!
  3. 2019-01-20 at 2:04 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box You worship a man! You worship Rome! You will burn!

    I worship the One Almighty God.

    I am slathered in eternal sunscreen?🌹✝
  4. 2019-01-20 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #4
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by cupocheer I worship the One Almighty God.

    I am slathered in eternal sunscreen?🌹✝

    You say one thing and do another. You are a roman!
  5. 2019-01-20 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #5
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box You say one thing and do another. You are a roman!

    I'm not Irish!

    My wampam is fookie fookie five dong.
  6. 2019-01-20 at 2:24 PM UTC
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by cupocheer I'm not Irish!

    My wampam is fookie fookie five dong.

    Destruction upon your entire time line!
  7. 2019-01-20 at 2:40 PM UTC
    #7
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box Destruction upon your entire time line!

    Burnt chocolate chip cookies on your rivers of milk forces for eternity.
  8. 2019-01-20 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #8
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Burnt chocolate chip cookies on your rivers of milk forces for eternity.

    This is not an issue for the gods!
  9. 2019-01-20 at 2:49 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box This is not an issue for the gods!

    Change water to wine and try to convince me again that when the rivers run red it isn't an issue of God?🌹✝

    I'll await your prognosis.
  10. 2019-01-20 at 2:50 PM UTC
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Change water to wine and try to convince me again that when the rivers run red it isn't an issue of God?🌹✝

    I'll await your prognosis.

    I will change gold into lead, wine into water, and love into hate. Just watch, I have power!
  11. 2019-01-20 at 2:56 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I will change gold into lead, wine into water, and love into hate. Just watch, I have power!

    Your power is not your own!

    Have you been told lately that you are loved, unconditionally?❀
  12. 2019-01-20 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #12
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Your power is not your own!

    Have you been told lately that you are loved, unconditionally?❀

    All power is fleeting, and of course I am beloved! There is no doubt about that. Nevertheless, I must persist.
  13. 2019-01-20 at 3:20 PM UTC
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Cup am I loved unconditionally too?
  14. 2019-01-20 at 3:24 PM UTC
    #14
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Cup am I loved unconditionally too?

    you should not want love, you should hope for hate! what makes a man?
  15. 2019-01-20 at 3:27 PM UTC
    #15
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    When the penis goes in the vagina?
  16. 2019-01-20 at 3:31 PM UTC
    #16
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 When the penis goes in the vagina?

    that is what makes babies, not what makes a man
  17. 2019-01-20 at 3:34 PM UTC
    #17
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    My offspring burst through the vaginal cavity wielding messages from Valhalla

    Eternal men, as the hammer drops.
  18. 2019-01-20 at 3:36 PM UTC
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Bring forth these great men! We need to forge a new world!
  19. 2019-01-20 at 3:48 PM UTC
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Cup am I loved unconditionally too?

    Yes, my precious darling. You are, also, loved, unconditionally.

    Fact from Fiction: I love all humanity unconditionally.πŸ˜‡

    I know you've leatned that already.πŸ‘€
  20. 2019-01-20 at 3:58 PM UTC
    #20
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Jesus told his followers to quit their jobs, give their stuff away and disown their family.

    πŸ€”
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