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Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?

  1. #41
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by CASPER I wish my dick was roughly the same size soft, so I could roll around with trouser tension all day. Unfortunately, being fat isn't conducive to having well defined dick cleavage.

    If your dick has clevage, you need to see a doctor.

    That is what I would politely say to you, after I checked out your package
  2. #42
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Get some slim fitting track pants. They'll rub against the side of your dick in all the special right ways.

    Nobody wants that
  3. #43
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Mewsik If your dick has clevage, you need to see a doctor.

    That is what I would politely say to you, after I checked out your package
    Jeans riding low, just low enough to showcase the bottom inch or so of tubesteak, enveloped by pubes= dick cleavage.
  4. #44
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yes, also they look at the ass because its a sign of strength by having a nice ass, they also look at height. I used to be on swim team when i was in college and I had many girls grab my cock and ass while i was sporting a speedo, it opened up quite the quandary about the plight of women. I feel bad for OP having to ask such a question with an obvious answer.

    My gf tells me that the only reason why she hangs out with me is because I'm cute and have a huge cock that she needs to plunder her orfices unprotectedly.
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Jeans riding low, just low enough to showcase the bottom inch or so of tubesteak, enveloped by pubes= dick cleavage.

    maybe in your hood, but personally i wear suspenders to pull up my pants to grip around mjy piece more, you lack nuance and style evidently

  6. #46
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Jeans riding low, just low enough to showcase the bottom inch or so of tubesteak, enveloped by pubes= dick cleavage.

    Wear a belt you fucking nigger
  7. #47
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby maybe in your hood, but personally i wear suspenders to pull up my pants to grip around mjy piece more, you lack nuance and style evidently


    You would employ a fashion so gaudy and.....*ahem*....blue collar. I'm not surprised that the subtleties of seduction and animal magnetism continue to elude you.
  8. #48
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost Wear a belt you fucking nigger

    My trousers ride elegantly on my earthy, child bearing hips. Betwixt which a creature of ancient and feral aspect churns the primordial loam, searching for prey.
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