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2019-01-19 at 4:08 AM UTCIt's Friday Night (or Saturday.. depending if you read this tomorrow)
Why don't you young folks go out and meet someone attractive and dig in. -
2019-01-19 at 4:10 AM UTCIβm laying in bed with someone attractive. Itβs 11:00 pm Friday
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2019-01-19 at 4:40 AM UTC
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2019-01-19 at 8:02 AM UTCgot two bricks of roman candles and a big box little mighty mites gonna stir the pot in the neighborhood tonightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-19 at 8:22 AM UTCGetting baked and listening to music πΆ
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2019-01-19 at 8:24 AM UTCwerent you like leaving
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2019-01-19 at 8:34 AM UTCSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
We have the internets now, pornography and MMO games have rendered face to face interaction irrelevant. -
2019-01-19 at 8:43 AM UTCJust lit off two packs of mighty mites and my neighbors are going insane
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2019-01-19 at 9:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Pillpopper Just lit off two packs of mighty mites and my neighbors are going insane
This is the best.
I once had neighbors who were both cops/correctional officers. They had a dog, and they kept him in the house. Every now and then I would go out in my back yard and break a glass jar with a hammer in the middle of the night. Their dog would go insane and wake them all up.
Fuck the police. -
2019-01-19 at 9:22 AM UTCWhen I was a kid, you could buy M80s... Set one of those off now, and you'd have the law investigating..
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2019-01-19 at 9:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is the best.
I once had neighbors who were both cops/correctional officers. They had a dog, and they kept him in the house. Every now and then I would go out in my back yard and break a glass jar with a hammer in the middle of the night. Their dog would go insane and wake them all up.
Fuck the police.
Dude it just took 26 12 shot roman candles and five packs of mighty mites and now the RCMP decided to go around looking with their spot lights . Man i love this shit .... being sober and raising hell is even more fun -
2019-01-19 at 9:38 AM UTCGoing to sleep. π΄
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2019-01-19 at 10:03 AM UTCFuck no
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2019-01-19 at 10:14 AM UTCinsufflating Peruvian cocaine that was smuggled into the States by El Chapo's Sinaloa Cartel.π
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2019-01-19 at 10:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is the best.
I once had neighbors who were both cops/correctional officers. They had a dog, and they kept him in the house. Every now and then I would go out in my back yard and break a glass jar with a hammer in the middle of the night. Their dog would go insane and wake them all up.
Fuck the police.
Fuck the police until an intruder breaks into your home and incapacitates you at gunpoint, and then forces you to watch him rape your mother... at that point, the police will conveniently become your staunchest ally, right?π -
2019-01-19 at 10:58 AM UTCLaying in bed waiting on this big snow storm to hit. Gotta leave for work in 2 hours, right when itβs supposed to start.
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2019-01-19 at 12:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Fuck the police until an intruder breaks into your home and incapacitates you at gunpoint, and then forces you to watch him rape your mother… at that point, the police will conveniently become your staunchest ally, right?π
Only a US dip shit would day something idiotic like this. The fucking insanely low iq would be required to post this shit. I'd rather be dead than re read short mans post -
2019-01-19 at 12:35 PM UTC
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2019-01-19 at 2:23 PM UTC
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2019-01-21 at 7:56 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
