2019-01-19 at 5:01 AM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
Peanuts ... I don’t eat sugar anymore, so I don’t want to talk about it anymore .. now I’m in a bitter mood 😡
What is the last thing you obstained from successfully to achieve better health?
2019-01-19 at 12:42 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Sugar, funnily enough.
If you could change sex for a day and go back completely normal, would you do it?
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2019-01-19 at 1:06 PM UTC
Nah. I mean I imagine it'd be weird to feel weaker and kinda vulnerable, but other than that I'd have all the same thoughts and feelings (probably?), but with an innie instead of an outtie, less hair, bigger tits, and a body that creates energy by metabolizing the souls, dreams and jizm of fucked up sad little men.
2019-01-19 at 1:11 PM UTC
Men's lives are measured in how many "caveman hate-fucks" we have left in us (I just trademarked, copyrighted that).
The caveman hate fuck is a spontaneous, rape-acious expression of exuberant masculinity, peppered with exclamations of disgust and revulsion.
For example:
I
(Ugh)
AM
(Guhhhn)
SO
(Gurt)
FUCK
(Whuh)
ING
(Fweeb)
GLAD
(Whew)
YOU
(Grunt)
GOT
(Ugu)
MOLESTED!!!!
(Splort)
2019-01-19 at 1:12 PM UTC
Jesus Christ I am high
That was also a joke from the stand up set I'll never do
2019-01-19 at 2:43 PM UTC
Whichever position is the one that is getting me there. 🤟
same
2019-01-20 at 12:08 PM UTC
Ffs, play the game Rizzy!😝
Q. Just how would you respond if you find out—that, what you thought was a friend of yours, actually, turns out to be a stabbing/behind your back blabbing fucking hypocrite?
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2019-01-21 at 3:35 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Do you wear a perfume/cologne daily? If so, which one?
2019-01-21 at 3:36 PM UTC
Yes, "our version of..." crap from the 99 cent store...it's cheaper than deodorant.
Same
2019-01-21 at 3:37 PM UTC
Not daily. Versace Eros
Same
2019-01-21 at 3:41 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Daily. Today it is modern muse (estee lauder).
Whats something u never leave home without? (Keys/wallet don't count my lovelies)
2019-01-21 at 3:42 PM UTC
Wallet,phone,keys,gun,clothes
Same