2019-01-18 at 8:36 PM UTC
In reality, that $0.50 will help the guy purchase a pint of Skol Vodka at the liquor store... cuz he's usually sitting outside Motel 6, drinking it..
One thing homeless people dont ever go without is food ...they have soup kitchens n food stamps for that... Folks, don't let them fool you...😐
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2019-01-18 at 8:49 PM UTC
I saw a soaking wet homeless girl crouched in front of the 7/11 bawling her eyes out the other day, so I gave her a $20 and told her to go across the street and buy herself a bowl of soup and a sandwich, and when I handed the $20 over, she asked, "You wouldn't happen to have another $20 on you, would you, Sir?"
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2019-01-18 at 8:58 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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I see. Its safe to say no soup and no sandwich was bought that day with that 20$.
2019-01-18 at 9:11 PM UTC
This other time a homeless bum came up to me and asked for $5, so I gave him $10 and some coins. The following week I was at the supermarket and he was in line directly ahead of me. He saw me in line. When he got to the cashier, he very quietly asked her for something, then laid it on the counter and tried to shield it from me with his arm while he paid for it. I walked right up beside the line and looked under his arm and it was a lottery ticket. Then I stared at him right between the eyes and he just looked sheepish for a moment and went out the door quickly with his head way down. A few days later, I saw him in the parking lot again asking people for money.
2019-01-18 at 9:26 PM UTC
Most of them are incorrigible idiots, sociopaths. Not really worth helping, but I have this habit of finding drugs and money on the ground, sometimes lots. That's when I actually enjoy helping these animals. Found a wallet with 160$ in it once, returned it. The guy gave me all the money because he was so grateful someone returned it. So I helped a few of these dipshits out. I felt better returning the wallet, because the owner was a genuinely good person as far as I could tell. I found a 20$ on the ground the other day, and this crazy homeless guy came up to me and asked me for a cigarette a couple hours later, so I gave him a 10$ and pointed him towards the store. It was freezing out, so I figured he'd just buy some cigarettes and hotdogs or whatever. He went into the store and stole a bunch of stuff lol
Probably bought meth or crack with the money.
I have this idea of making and selling things to homeless people. Wind-proof arc lighters, cheap FM/AM radios and such, stuff crackheads and meth-heads can use, and most homeless smoke cigarettes or cigars. That way I'd actually be helping them instead of just selling them drugs like everyone else does. Corporations ( and drug dealers ) make a shit-ton of money from homeless people. I might as well take their money. I know a lot of homeless meth-heads that sometimes steal things I might want but not want to pay so much money for. If I ever needed thieves, I could recruit them, make them better thieves. Get em off the street for a while maybe
2019-01-18 at 9:37 PM UTC
Back when I was on the road as a salesman,I was walking back to my hotel from the Applebee’s...2 girls approached me,1 hung back with a baby car seat. Close girl said their car broke down and they had a baby with them and needed a room for the night. Could I help out with cash.
It was cold.
The baby was covered up with a blanket. I walked over toward the young lady with the car seat and she kinda started walking the other way.
“How olds the baby?”
“4 mths”
I walked a little closer
“Boy or girl?”
“Girl”
“Awww. Lemme see”
“She’s asleep”
“I won’t wake her”
“It’s cold”
“Yep,very cold.”
“Where’s your car,maybe I can fix it I’m a bit handy”
“It won’t start. Engine is gone”
“I bet I can start it”
“Nah”
“Lemme see that fuckin baby bitch!”
I grabbed the cover off. Fuckin baby doll of course.
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2019-01-18 at 9:49 PM UTC
Back on Zoklet I threw in $50 to zok to help with the site, and then he let his goons permaban me not long after.
2019-01-18 at 9:49 PM UTC
Back in Jolly old England many moons ago I was going to the newsagent during my lunch break at work...at the time I worked in a shady part of town. there was a young girl, about 12 or so hanging outside the newsagents..as I approached she said "You can do anything you want to me for a pound" ...cheap I thought . I went in the newsagents and told him to call the cops, they came and got her and assume took her into care or something...that was my heroic deed for the day. Apparently she wanted the pound to buy glue to sniff.
(for the dumb a pound = $1.xx)
2019-01-18 at 10:23 PM UTC
I bet if I drove up and handed him a sack of burgers he would look at me disappointingly and ask for the money instead.
2019-01-18 at 10:29 PM UTC
This guy at the walmart by me had a sign that said "too ugly to be a hooker" i died laughing. Bought him a big thing of fried chicken 😀
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