Things that would suck

1. 2016-03-28 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   - To be walking on the side of a road and have a car run over a bottle of old piss in the roadway splashing it on you
   
   -To be sleeping on a bottom bunk and have the top bunk collapse on you.
   
   -To be stoned and go into a store to get some snacks and have a robbery happen
   
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2. 2016-03-28 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #2
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   The mental image of those was fairly amusing.
3. 2016-03-28 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   To shart yourself while getting blown lol To go to the beer store on Sunday and realize they won't sell before noon To go to Dan's hamburgers and realize the grit truck didn't come in
4. 2016-03-28 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   - Existing
   - Not existing
   - Being hungry and thirsty all the time
5. 2016-03-28 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #5
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Being a heroin addict and spilling the fix you worked so hard to get on the floor from the result of a random uncontrollable twitch
6. 2016-03-28 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   online for the ps3? and if ppl are playing it?
7. 2016-03-28 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bundy is destroying my brain
8. 2016-03-28 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   bundy is destroying my brain

   
   There's an easy solution for that.
9. 2016-03-29 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spilling your last beer and having no money