User Controls

ATT: Mal

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm willing to have you take me out on a date where afterwards we have sexual relations together. I broke it off with lindsaey wiziel and I know that you're single again, can we make this happen? I'm pretty horny, i woke up this morning with a raging hardon and want to hash things out if you know what I mean.


  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey Mal, I see this offer and raise it a pussy lickin.
  3. #3
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Lol
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun Hey Mal, I see this offer and raise it a pussy lickin.

    lol
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Take the offer mal he's a good dude
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost Take the offer mal he's a good dude

    pretty much this, she told me i have a cowboy butt, which is something she likes. hell i'd fuck me if i had a clone.

  7. #7
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Bill Krozby is objectively average looking but I admire his tenacity.

    Unfortunately HIV doesn't care much about your "can do attitude".
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Bill Krozby is objectively average looking but I admire his tenacity.

    Unfortunately HIV doesn't care much about your "can do attitude".

    wow thats really rich, comimng from a beardo that has a collection of womens panties in his racquet ball locker...
  9. #9
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Never been big on panties. Never much of a collector in general.

    I didn't mean to rustle your jims. But I can continue with an appraisal of your traits- physical and otherwise, if you'd like. I can't stretch back your lips and examine you like a slave auction, but I can do my best.
  10. #10
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    And for the record, my beard is primarily to hide my Severe PSORIASIS of THE FACE. And I've always had a weird case of babyface. Now I look like a big boy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER And for the record, my beard is primarily to hide my Severe PSORIASIS of THE FACE. And I've always had a weird case of babyface. Now I look like a big boy.

    look bromo im trying to dent a girls poop, can you give me a little muscle on this "project"

  12. #12
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I have an algorithm i can plug your duck length, body mass, net worth and spiritual trajectory into, to give you your chances.

    I think you might be wasting some energy here tho. Why not target new prey who don't now anything about you? Seems like that's be the best way to maximize your chances?
  13. #13
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER And for the record, my beard is primarily to hide my Severe PSORIASIS of THE FACE. And I've always had a weird case of babyface. Now I look like a big boy.

    My ex takes embrell. Works well for it. Js
  14. #14
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah but a lot of those drugs have nasty nasty side effects. Like heart attack, infection and being dead.

    I probably overstated.It's not super severe if I wash my face every day. But I'm gross soooooooooo....
  15. #15
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    This thread is now about my compensation beard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Much like §m£ÂgØLs female relationships.

    🔥🔥🔥
  17. #17
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If it makes you feel any better Bill Krozby, we got the same thing going on (facially...Not your other myriad flaws). Above the bridge of the nose, you've got good structure and symmetry. From that point down, we look like Jay Lenos bastard children.
  18. #18
    Fuck off pleb
  19. #19
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -mal- Fuck off pleb

    Damn I was just tryna bring some levity to the joint. Cold.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by CASPER Damn I was just tryna bring some levity to the joint. Cold.

    Why on earth would you think I’m talking to you? Lol
Jump to Top