I'm not a fan of artificial lighting...

1. 2019-01-17 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, give me sunlight... or give me darkness.
2. 2019-01-17 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Use fireflies in a jar around your bathtub instead of tea lights when you want to create a romantic environment for someone special...play ethereal music too...and perhaps walk into the room wearing a glow in the dark condom when she's halfway through bathing.
3. 2019-01-17 at 2:44 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I'll put you on 12/12
   
   
4. 2019-01-17 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Use fireflies in a jar around your bathtub instead of tea lights when you want to create a romantic environment for someone special…play ethereal music too…and perhaps walk into the room wearing a glow in the dark condom when she's halfway through bathing.

   
   👍😍☺
5. 2019-01-17 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   not real fireflies but you get the idea...She'll appreciate the effort of you catching actual live ones
   
   
6. 2019-01-17 at 3:17 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   That's honestly a really cool idea... as I'm sure you did... when I was a kid... I used to catch them.. but I never really kept them in a jar for a long time... or used them as lighting in the house. Come June or July I'll definitely give that a try.👍
7. 2019-01-17 at 3:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes I'm full of such bullshit romantic ideas, that's why the dumb American bitches love my English cock.
8. 2019-01-17 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, give me sunlight… or give me darkness.

   
   Lol. Aka squatting w no electricity.
9. 2019-01-17 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   Lion Yung Blood
   Ow lion eyes
10. 2019-01-17 at 3:48 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Well, Bad Matt...you do seem to have been kept in the dark most of your life.
11. 2019-01-17 at 3:48 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson not real fireflies but you get the idea…She'll appreciate the effort of you catching actual live ones
    
    

    
    if shes 12.